two white families on family feud 🤮

thank you for your prayers everyone. i have been diagnosed with parvo

“Watch this” I say as I Tokyo drift my Nissan Rogue into a grocery store shopping cart corral where it explodes into a ball of fire instantly killing me

i hope they take their trunks off and kiss

Superb photobomb from my collection - no date or other info known.

thought about trying out for some nba teams this year, but i figured they’d probably tell some average joe like me to take a hike. it’s no use. lousy idea anyway

buttplug fell out and rolled down a hill where it was devoured by a stray dog

tripped and fell in walmart and all the employees laughed at me and ran carts over me and spanked my nude ass