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Devon Rex cats
General middle aged curmudgeonry
Not very interesting
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Piers Morgan is a POS but man is this interview wild - based on the way her tone changes I don't think she realized the implications of what she said until after she said it.

If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
May 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. No LOTR, Star Wars, or Star Trek.
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Aquarius: "Mercury was in retrograde" is not an accepted legal defense. So the collapse of law has come at a pretty lucky time for you.
February 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We should all rejoice.
The catering size plastic wrap we bought in lock down one has finally been used up.
Never thought it would happen but 5 years of hard work & here we are.
January 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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E-book deal alert! The Night Guest is on sale today (and only today I think!) for 2.99 USD across all online retailers, courtesy of @torbooks.bsky.social!

Would appreciate if you would share this for me lovely friends 🙏😉😘
The Night Guest|eBook
Hildur Knútsdóttir's The Night Guest is an eerie and ensnaring story set in contemporary Reykjavík that’s sure to keep you awake at night.Iðunn is in yet another doctor's off...
www.barnesandnoble.com
January 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Hugs on drugs!
People who say “hugs not drugs” have clearly never experienced the warm sweet embrace of some good ass drugs
January 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Ah here, this should be wanker boarding.
I am just going to have to put on me reading glasses every time I use the phone eh?
Up yours middle age, ya dick!
If Marky Z did another waker boarding vid, with flag.
That would go a long way to alleviating our concerns
January 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If Marky Z did another waker boarding vid, with flag.
That would go a long way to alleviating our concerns
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Weird wearing outdoor clothes for this long eh?
January 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy New Year youse 🎉
January 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What TV friendship do you view as aspirational?
December 31, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Going outside for a smoke was the only fresh air I got most days.

Having been forced off them by circumstances I now just lie/lounge around in the fetid indoors.

Is this actually better than getting outside in nature & being happy?

Absolutely not
December 31, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Was watching yet another drama last night where someone under stress was smoking a cigarette to convey this.
With 2/3 of the population now unfamiliar with civil society, it's time to use some other device.
1/2
December 27, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Watched True Detective 3 this week
I quite enjoyed the time slipping element
Seeing the lads becoming more or less careworn was larks
That said was less silly than 2 but doubt I'll ever watch it again
Should be getting 4 for Christmas, so I stay tuned for another gripping review
December 12, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Well it's that time of year folks
The local supermarket has started to remove staples from the shelves and expect us to substitute them for pies and panettone
December 3, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Having no sport except on the news bulletins makes you wish there'd be an election every weekend
December 1, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The absolute worst thing about blue sky is the amount of creative talented people all over the place doing stuff

While I, a potato, sit here and rot
November 24, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Post you from a different era (right)
November 20, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I'm really not sure this gaming malarkey will take off considering the amount of aching my decrepit body does once I've done a little
Took up the ring fit on switch
Lemme tell ya
I am one unfit fella
Been at it a week most nights & can't even beat lvl 3
It keeps asking if I'd like to rest too
The actual cheek
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Tried these

Not as successful as the brain filled ones from last time
November 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Excellent

As we all know once the dog posts reach parity or exceed cat posts the social network will implode

Keep up the good work everyone!
Dogs are losing PR war on here to cats.
November 10, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Took up the ring fit on switch
Lemme tell ya
I am one unfit fella
Been at it a week most nights & can't even beat lvl 3
It keeps asking if I'd like to rest too
The actual cheek
November 10, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Not until you invite a cat into your bedroom will you find out that smell will wake you from the deepest of slumbers
Milky Way will not poop until I am in bed and the lights are off. Wife in bed? No poop. I am in bed but the lights are on? No poop

I am in bed, comfy, snuggled up, lights off, ready to sleep? She, without fail, drops a paint-peeler of a shit in the bedroom litter box
November 10, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Tried these
Not bad tbh
November 10, 2024 at 10:57 AM
We pay a national DJ hundreds of thousands a year to not have a show but to bring us memories of 1993 for 40 or so minutes
Bet management loved that they just played enough of each track to remind but not attract a fee
November 9, 2024 at 10:45 AM