Dream #2 was psychologically harrowing for reasons I can’t quite describe, so all in all that was really worth it.

Nobody in The Moral Maze gets eaten by the Moral Minotaur, which is a fundamental flaw in the programme.

Sorry, but the mad bit from the first pic is she that could have easily utilised her experience as an interviewee by leaving one of her trademark “twenty-minute pauses” that she used to give as a standard response to “being asked a question”.

As it should be. Despite being tempted to brick some windows.

Oh hello! I do be going out of my tiny mind. Also I can hear the weather being shit outside and I don’t want to get out of bed.

How’re you?

I want to be in a meeting when someone knocks on the door and goes “Telegram for Goodfellow” and I open it and it’s a picture of my cat

Does it make you… tense?

[does jazz hands, puts coat on, leaves]

I can’t begin to describe how much I hate people just blithely taking everyone around them down like some kind of bioweapon and excusing it with “It’s just that time of year in’t it.”

Ohhh I’ve definitely heard of it, I don’t believe I’ve read it.

That looks marvellously HHG2TG-adjacent.