John MacLeod
@mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
God’s own third wheel. Human wreckage. Abandon hope all ye who enter.
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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I think there are a lot of comfortable centrist types who really don't understand that there are going to be people voting Reform *SPECIFICALLY to fuck them up* as badly as their favourite has fucked them up.
It's human nature.
It's human nature.
It doesn't matter, does it, if the minority in question is already being crushed into the ground. Might as well vote Reform so the world's surplus of Richards get a taste of what oppression feels like, too. 🤣
Don't expect the people whose existence you don't care about, to be nice to you.
Don't expect the people whose existence you don't care about, to be nice to you.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I think there are a lot of comfortable centrist types who really don't understand that there are going to be people voting Reform *SPECIFICALLY to fuck them up* as badly as their favourite has fucked them up.
It's human nature.
It's human nature.
“There’s someone out there for ev….”
Fuck OFF, there isn’t. It’s bollocks.
Fuck OFF, there isn’t. It’s bollocks.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“There’s someone out there for ev….”
Fuck OFF, there isn’t. It’s bollocks.
Fuck OFF, there isn’t. It’s bollocks.
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
I think - outside of it being REAL and affecting ACTUAL PEOPLE - that it’s fascinating to watch someone tasked with their nation’s health and well-being be THIS FUCKING GUY.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I think - outside of it being REAL and affecting ACTUAL PEOPLE - that it’s fascinating to watch someone tasked with their nation’s health and well-being be THIS FUCKING GUY.
JESUS (opening e-mail): Ohhh you FUCKING GRASS.
Dear Jesus,
Further to my last prayer, just circling back to ask if there’s been any progress on returning to smite the wicked? I understand it’s a busy period for all of us but this is a crucial KPI for this quarter. Hope you can find time to update me.
Thanks! :)
cc: God
Further to my last prayer, just circling back to ask if there’s been any progress on returning to smite the wicked? I understand it’s a busy period for all of us but this is a crucial KPI for this quarter. Hope you can find time to update me.
Thanks! :)
cc: God
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
JESUS (opening e-mail): Ohhh you FUCKING GRASS.
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Interim? I barely even know 'im
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Interim? I barely even know 'im
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If GenAI is so great why is none of it properly attributed to AI. Why are we having to play "Is this AI?" If you believe it's so great and necessary
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If GenAI is so great why is none of it properly attributed to AI. Why are we having to play "Is this AI?" If you believe it's so great and necessary
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Imagine the convo "I've an idea, now hear me out, you dress as a young boy and I'll, well, I'll just stay as a normal man because what the 70s needs is more men hanging out with young boys, but like, it's not utterly batshit because you're actually my wife who I kiss"
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Imagine the convo "I've an idea, now hear me out, you dress as a young boy and I'll, well, I'll just stay as a normal man because what the 70s needs is more men hanging out with young boys, but like, it's not utterly batshit because you're actually my wife who I kiss"
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The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x
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I'm profoundly unclear on what you want to discuss, given that the guy who invented the core algorithm for the current AI bubble has admitted it will never work.
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I'm profoundly unclear on what you want to discuss, given that the guy who invented the core algorithm for the current AI bubble has admitted it will never work.
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Just reading a CV which states, "I am good writing and literally skills".
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Just reading a CV which states, "I am good writing and literally skills".
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Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
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Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
Should the 'Suffolk Strangler' have been stopped sooner?
Should the 'Suffolk Strangler' have been stopped sooner?
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February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
Straight away remembered this utter horror.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Straight away remembered this utter horror.
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Closing down programs on my work computer, uttering “boom” for each one. On the fourth one I realised I had given myself a terrible ear worm.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Closing down programs on my work computer, uttering “boom” for each one. On the fourth one I realised I had given myself a terrible ear worm.
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Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
Maddening when there’s one Epstein-based flush-out stubbornly refusing to happen…
I keep finding out about the most random people appearing in the files. Earlier today I found out that Peter Thomas Roth was apparently friends with Epstein. Now this! www.ibtimes.co.uk/chuck-e-chee...
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Maddening when there’s one Epstein-based flush-out stubbornly refusing to happen…
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.