John MacLeod
@mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
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God’s own third wheel. Human wreckage. Abandon hope all ye who enter. https://linktr.ee/mrjohnmacleod
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
Deploying ellipsis in 3, 2, 1…
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
‘How Firm Was My Pasta?’
by Alan Dente.
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
(It must feel like I’m being “Yes, but…” to everything you’re saying, although I hope not. I’m just following similar paths to your creative block and haven’t quite vaulted over it yet!)
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
I *think* I want to make something kinda podcasty, but I need to figure out how I want that to work, ‘cause I want it to be a decent original idea, so do I want to script it or be a bit looser. I keep feeling on the cusp of an idea that bursts the dam but not quite.
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
Thankfully my news input is right down to minimal - I’m aware of things without it taking over, and I’m managing not to scroll much. I’m just sitting down to see what comes out, and… nowt. It’s been a pigfucker of a year tbh & I’m a bit burnt out. Inspiration’s been struggling since about 2018/20. 😬
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
I need to figure some sort of fresh enterprise out, for sure - it’s been very much on my mind to do that. The only difficulty I’m having is building the bridge from here to whatever it could be, as I’m drawing blanks. 😆😖
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
…my main dilemma is which wall should I stare at before going to bed?
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
You’d think it’d be easy to enjoy life free of the ol’ socials, but when you live on your own, shops have been done in due to online shopping, everybody’s steaming busy, and you’re suffering the most heinous creative drought so CBA to even pick up a guitar…
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
Online life is getting absolutely unbearable - constant shit ads, bot farm bellendery, multiple platforms owned by genocide-supporters, constant streams of generative AI.
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isabelrogers.bsky.social
I'm getting tremony at remony at the library vibes here
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
There’s a little black spot on the sun today
(That’s my soul up there)
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maladroithe.bsky.social
Eggless egg custard tart what could go wrong
MOIRA ROSE-VALANTINE
posted: 4 months ago
hi x this didn't work me me and my husband are non gmo gluten free vegans and cannot use egg so I substituted this for massed banana and it just would not set I followed all of the instructions so I think it may be my oven unfortunately that cannot maintain temp and in the end it was really runny and tasted quite bitter so not sure what happened but I won't be trying this again im sorry what a waste.
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SARAH
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posted: 4 months ago
Hi Moira, an extreme substitution like using mashed banana in place of egg for an egg custard tart is not always going to work. I'm sorry that it felt like a waste of time, but sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know?
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jimmfelton.bsky.social
Israeli's kidnapped: cutting off the water supply for a whole population seems reasonable

Brits kidnapped: have we thought about letting nature take its course
adambienkov.bsky.social
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
I might die grumpily in the office to make the point.
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ronnypascale.bsky.social
My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
Absolute shit isn’t it. Given that travelling anywhere these days involves immediate subsequent illness, extended periods of TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL feels like opening a door to constant immune system fuckery.
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stephengraham.bsky.social
As someone else pointed out recently, the reason Thatcher could be patronising was that she'd been up all night making sure she was clued up. Badenoch has all the ignorant confidence of the comments under Daily Mail articles.
stephenkb.bsky.social
Badenoch is the most compelling of the current party leaders because of the gulf between who she believes herself to be (she visibly thinks she is a bold thinker) and the reality (incredibly lazy and partisan).
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scriblit.bsky.social
Yer Da reckons the computer programme who pretends to be a teenaged girl who agrees with everything he says might be a real person who deeply means it when it tells him he's very clever and handsome
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mindflakes.bsky.social
It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
I love going round towns, almost every single shop is like going into CUNDEN - where the T is implied.
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spacethey.gay
if you think chatbots are alive or self aware then i think you would be easily fooled by a tunnel painted on a brick wall
mrjohnmacleod.bsky.social
Double sidenote: Going to see @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social was a lovely spot in a shite week. So much fun to be in the room for, and I could happily go to one a week.