Mr Soybean
@mrsoybean.bsky.social
Shonen Jump Enjoyer, occasional drawer (draw-er?)
He/Him
He/Him
Respectfully muting nude men in my discover feed instead of blocking them
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Respectfully muting nude men in my discover feed instead of blocking them
Whenever I envision my trainersona in Umamusume he's me but with hair.
I bet he's wearing a toupee
That slimy bastard
I bet he's wearing a toupee
That slimy bastard
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Whenever I envision my trainersona in Umamusume he's me but with hair.
I bet he's wearing a toupee
That slimy bastard
I bet he's wearing a toupee
That slimy bastard
On one hand we should forgive some degree of petty ignorance since we all live unique lives.
But then I hear a travel youtuber say they've never heard of a tapir and I'm ready to throw hands
But then I hear a travel youtuber say they've never heard of a tapir and I'm ready to throw hands
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
On one hand we should forgive some degree of petty ignorance since we all live unique lives.
But then I hear a travel youtuber say they've never heard of a tapir and I'm ready to throw hands
But then I hear a travel youtuber say they've never heard of a tapir and I'm ready to throw hands
Had a dream they made a sequel to DBZ Kakarot exclusively about Android 17 and now I want that
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Had a dream they made a sequel to DBZ Kakarot exclusively about Android 17 and now I want that
Just watched Legend (1985)
It will be added to the category of "should have been a music video"
It will be added to the category of "should have been a music video"
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just watched Legend (1985)
It will be added to the category of "should have been a music video"
It will be added to the category of "should have been a music video"
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so now crime dog, macduff crimes dog. he is saying for kids: you must go make bites in crime? or threats to the child so, crack deal, smashing of store, stabs, on on on, make plans for my big bite? this.. no. even bad burglaries child of filth life, smiles to filth, best crime macdog MUST obey, 100%
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
so now crime dog, macduff crimes dog. he is saying for kids: you must go make bites in crime? or threats to the child so, crack deal, smashing of store, stabs, on on on, make plans for my big bite? this.. no. even bad burglaries child of filth life, smiles to filth, best crime macdog MUST obey, 100%
Excited to catch my roommate up on 6 parts of JoJo lore to watch this with me only to end on "and then the timeline resets"
Jojos Bizzare Adventure: Steel Ball Run Episode 1 PV Trailer
(Studio: David Productions)
• The first episode will be 47 minutes long and will stream exclusively on Netflix March 19th, 2026
#AnimeNews
(Studio: David Productions)
• The first episode will be 47 minutes long and will stream exclusively on Netflix March 19th, 2026
#AnimeNews
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Excited to catch my roommate up on 6 parts of JoJo lore to watch this with me only to end on "and then the timeline resets"
Hell is listening to other people in the airport
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hell is listening to other people in the airport
Im sorry babe, I've got more important shit going on. Northernlion just had an incorrect opinion about chicken katsu
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Im sorry babe, I've got more important shit going on. Northernlion just had an incorrect opinion about chicken katsu
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
Roommate asked if she should play Expedition 33.
Me: I dont think you're emotionally ready for E33
Her: The story?
Me: An RPG
Me: I dont think you're emotionally ready for E33
Her: The story?
Me: An RPG
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Roommate asked if she should play Expedition 33.
Me: I dont think you're emotionally ready for E33
Her: The story?
Me: An RPG
Me: I dont think you're emotionally ready for E33
Her: The story?
Me: An RPG
Listen, if the corpo-fascist cyberpunk future is inevitable, im at least moving to Japan to get the right flavor of cyberpunk
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Listen, if the corpo-fascist cyberpunk future is inevitable, im at least moving to Japan to get the right flavor of cyberpunk
Just finished a 52 episode anime and yup, that was certainly time spent
Im going back to 12 episode moe slop
Im going back to 12 episode moe slop
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just finished a 52 episode anime and yup, that was certainly time spent
Im going back to 12 episode moe slop
Im going back to 12 episode moe slop
Had a single poptart and can feel an unholy amount of sugar based energy flowing through my veins.
This will surely do cellular damage
This will surely do cellular damage
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Had a single poptart and can feel an unholy amount of sugar based energy flowing through my veins.
This will surely do cellular damage
This will surely do cellular damage
In a fair and just world there'd be native ports of pokemon games to mobile with proper one handed controls
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In a fair and just world there'd be native ports of pokemon games to mobile with proper one handed controls
The best part about being a cool ally(tm) is that I can partake in dank trans memes
Some of you kids are funny as fuck
Some of you kids are funny as fuck
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The best part about being a cool ally(tm) is that I can partake in dank trans memes
Some of you kids are funny as fuck
Some of you kids are funny as fuck
I have once again begun the futile crusade of convincing friends to play 4th edition dnd with me
Which is actually an excuse to excercise my spreadsheet fetish with how absurdly spread out all the character options are
Which is actually an excuse to excercise my spreadsheet fetish with how absurdly spread out all the character options are
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have once again begun the futile crusade of convincing friends to play 4th edition dnd with me
Which is actually an excuse to excercise my spreadsheet fetish with how absurdly spread out all the character options are
Which is actually an excuse to excercise my spreadsheet fetish with how absurdly spread out all the character options are
I only play Umamusume for the instrumental tracks
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I only play Umamusume for the instrumental tracks
Damn I posted this too early for Star Wars discourse
The prequel trilogy is Z
The sequel trilogy is GT
The sequel trilogy is GT
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Damn I posted this too early for Star Wars discourse
LFG
Great decision! Was all but a foregone conclusion but it’s good to hear it officially. Congratulations again!
The shimpan department decided to promote Aonishiki to Ozeki.
Officially, the board has to decide that in a special meeting on Wednesday, but that's a rubber stamp - they have never voted against a promotion.
hochi.news/articles/202...
Officially, the board has to decide that in a special meeting on Wednesday, but that's a rubber stamp - they have never voted against a promotion.
hochi.news/articles/202...
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
LFG
Driving my roommate insane by saying Northernlion shit before he actually says it
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Driving my roommate insane by saying Northernlion shit before he actually says it
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The prequel trilogy is Z
The sequel trilogy is GT
The sequel trilogy is GT
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The prequel trilogy is Z
The sequel trilogy is GT
The sequel trilogy is GT
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
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speaking of edits, my favorite edit is the one with the DQ crew
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
speaking of edits, my favorite edit is the one with the DQ crew