Mr. Stay Puft
@mrstaypuft.bsky.social
Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
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your kids are not your property. we're trying to have a society here, and society gets to have membership requirements. one of them is that you have to get fucking vaccinated so that you will not kill other people.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
your kids are not your property. we're trying to have a society here, and society gets to have membership requirements. one of them is that you have to get fucking vaccinated so that you will not kill other people.
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the thing is you can't have both of these, because parents shouldn't have the right to sentence their kids to exclusion from schools, sports teams, and other clubs and activities due to their own ignorance. that's child abuse
I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the thing is you can't have both of these, because parents shouldn't have the right to sentence their kids to exclusion from schools, sports teams, and other clubs and activities due to their own ignorance. that's child abuse
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
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Mario Cristobal vs. Linear Time
FIGHT
FIGHT
a video game screen shows scorpion and sub-zero fighting each other in round 1
Alt: a video game screen shows scorpion and sub-zero fighting each other in round 1
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Mario Cristobal vs. Linear Time
FIGHT
FIGHT
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
His body was rejecting him. What's so hard to believe about this?
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
His body was rejecting him. What's so hard to believe about this?
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hello I am the CEO of the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl. do i decide which teams are in the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? no. do i negotiate the broadcast contract for the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Also no. Do I have to figure out where they will play the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Not really. My salary is $800,000
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
hello I am the CEO of the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl. do i decide which teams are in the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? no. do i negotiate the broadcast contract for the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Also no. Do I have to figure out where they will play the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl? Not really. My salary is $800,000
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we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
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every JD Vance tweet is written in the absolute worst millennial way possible with none of the basic underlying humanity, they're all like:
Hi. Vice President here.
You think Somalis are eligible for driver's licenses? Okay, uhh, you might wanna take se-vuh-ral seats 🧵:
Hi. Vice President here.
You think Somalis are eligible for driver's licenses? Okay, uhh, you might wanna take se-vuh-ral seats 🧵:
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
every JD Vance tweet is written in the absolute worst millennial way possible with none of the basic underlying humanity, they're all like:
Hi. Vice President here.
You think Somalis are eligible for driver's licenses? Okay, uhh, you might wanna take se-vuh-ral seats 🧵:
Hi. Vice President here.
You think Somalis are eligible for driver's licenses? Okay, uhh, you might wanna take se-vuh-ral seats 🧵:
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This is Howard at OU, this country used to put people in a smoker on low at age 14
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is Howard at OU, this country used to put people in a smoker on low at age 14
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🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
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Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
When you've definitely never had a stroke
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When you've definitely never had a stroke
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ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ryan lizza is asking you to decide if you’re normal sick or willing to pay for this shit sick
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hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi it's me your vanilla indie rock dad who has never heard of sex. rfk is not talking about cum he's talking about piss. have a great Saturday
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The two types of Bluesky users
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The two types of Bluesky users
We are all Jared Yates Sexton.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We are all Jared Yates Sexton.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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If you're a powerful 60+ year old man in line to have a relationship with Olivia Nuzzi, stay in line.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you're a powerful 60+ year old man in line to have a relationship with Olivia Nuzzi, stay in line.
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looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on