Mrswifey
@mrswifey.bsky.social
She/her. Sarcasm: my native tongue. Tweets: politics, Nats ⚾️, parenting 14YO w/ #ADHD, #OCD, & #anxiety; & other sources of joy/anguish. Dx ADHD 2019 @ 42YO; OCD 2022; #AuDHD 2024.
This is so sad. I disagreed with him about nearly everything, but #BenSasse is a smart, thoughtful guy, and his departure from the Senate was a loss to the chamber. I hope some miracle awaits him.
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is so sad. I disagreed with him about nearly everything, but #BenSasse is a smart, thoughtful guy, and his departure from the Senate was a loss to the chamber. I hope some miracle awaits him.
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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Yoooooooooooooo
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yoooooooooooooo
Maybe it’s aiming for irony.
This...looks terrible? Is the magazine making some point about what AI still can't do, because otherwise, I don't get why you'd go out with something that looks like it was put together with safety scissors and Elmer's Glue.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Maybe it’s aiming for irony.
#LisaBarlow is so charming. In her talking head about going to Greece, she’s looking forward to, after the trip, never having to hear about Greece ever again. Gratitude has never been her strong suit, but yikes. Baby Gorgeous needs some #SelfAwareness, stat. #RHOSLC
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#LisaBarlow is so charming. In her talking head about going to Greece, she’s looking forward to, after the trip, never having to hear about Greece ever again. Gratitude has never been her strong suit, but yikes. Baby Gorgeous needs some #SelfAwareness, stat. #RHOSLC
Why does Elon look like he’s in the process of losing consciousness?
The fact that the pic on the left looks like utter MS Paint-level dogshit is pretty appropriate I think. bsky.app/profile/phil...
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why does Elon look like he’s in the process of losing consciousness?
Paging @nbcnews.com or @macys.bsky.social: Why does Santa Claus need a chyron?
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Paging @nbcnews.com or @macys.bsky.social: Why does Santa Claus need a chyron?
If you’re gonna try to sell me your used shoes, with your feet inside said shoes, please at least perform some basic sprucing up of said feet. Yuck.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you’re gonna try to sell me your used shoes, with your feet inside said shoes, please at least perform some basic sprucing up of said feet. Yuck.
The other day, MH observed that Ryan Seacrest is the Marco Rubio of pop culture (ie, the one guy doing all the jobs). Its only shortcoming is that it’s inverted; Marco Rubio is the Ryan Seacrest of politics, because Seacrest did it first.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The other day, MH observed that Ryan Seacrest is the Marco Rubio of pop culture (ie, the one guy doing all the jobs). Its only shortcoming is that it’s inverted; Marco Rubio is the Ryan Seacrest of politics, because Seacrest did it first.
Sayings that should be banned:
“The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop.
“Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more.
Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained.
May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.
“The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop.
“Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more.
Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained.
May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sayings that should be banned:
“The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop.
“Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more.
Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained.
May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.
“The _____ of it all.” It’s over. Stop.
“Be so for real” (aka “be so fr”). Beyond over. Please, no more.
Obviously, the numbers six and seven for reasons that need not be explained.
May they be buried at the core of the earth at the end of 2025, never to resurface.
Noice | more than nice; actually gorg.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Noice | more than nice; actually gorg.
Of course starving Americans is a catastrophe. But it’s HIS catastrophe. Tuesday’s results prove voters blame him/GOP for shutdown. Let them own America’s starvation & govt workers working for $0. That Dems have compassion & GOP has none is 1) not newsworthy & 2) better shown than stated. #shutdown
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Of course starving Americans is a catastrophe. But it’s HIS catastrophe. Tuesday’s results prove voters blame him/GOP for shutdown. Let them own America’s starvation & govt workers working for $0. That Dems have compassion & GOP has none is 1) not newsworthy & 2) better shown than stated. #shutdown
*whispers* you may wanna talk to your supervisor about this.
Sean Duffy, the transportation secretary, threatened on Tuesday to close parts of the national airspace as he warned of “mass chaos” by next week if the government shutdown continued.
Duffy Threatens to Close Parts of Airspace if Shutdown Persists
The secretary of transportation predicted “mass chaos” next week if controllers have to continue to go without pay through a shutdown.
nyti.ms
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*whispers* you may wanna talk to your supervisor about this.
This feels as strongly a rebuke of Miyares as an embrace of Jones.
BREAKING: Democrat Jay Jones was elected Virginia attorney general after text message scandal, unseating GOP incumbent Jason Miyares.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This feels as strongly a rebuke of Miyares as an embrace of Jones.
There’s something poetic about #NYC electing a historically young, #Muslim immigrant as #NYC mayor a year into the 2nd admin of an NYC-bred president whose political ascent came at the expense of immigrants, esp brown immigrants, & esp immigrants from Muslim-majority countries. #NYCMayoralRace
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There’s something poetic about #NYC electing a historically young, #Muslim immigrant as #NYC mayor a year into the 2nd admin of an NYC-bred president whose political ascent came at the expense of immigrants, esp brown immigrants, & esp immigrants from Muslim-majority countries. #NYCMayoralRace
Honestly, I’m counting this as another win for the American electorate.
MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.
Ridiculousness Is Canceled After 1,700 Episodes
MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.
www.vulture.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Honestly, I’m counting this as another win for the American electorate.
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MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.
Ridiculousness Is Canceled After 1,700 Episodes
MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.
www.vulture.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
MTV has cancelled Rob Dyrdek’s ‘Ridiculousness’ after 14 years and 1,700 episodes. Currently, the show makes up a huge portion of the network’s daily programming.
#Spanberger was born in NJ, and #Sherrill was born in VA. 🤔 It’s a veritable O. Henry story.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
#Spanberger was born in NJ, and #Sherrill was born in VA. 🤔 It’s a veritable O. Henry story.
Whoa. Buckle up, Richmond.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Whoa. Buckle up, Richmond.
It’s a good night to be a #woman and a great night to be a #Democrat. Shaping up to be a tough night for the #BeretCaucus though.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s a good night to be a #woman and a great night to be a #Democrat. Shaping up to be a tough night for the #BeretCaucus though.
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I’m finding this unreasonably funny
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m finding this unreasonably funny
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sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
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he thinks they’re for petting 🥺
October 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
he thinks they’re for petting 🥺
You can’t
How can you negotiate someone who acts in such bad faith?
Despite two separate courts ruling Friday that the Trump administration must fund SNAP amid the government shutdown, the president said his lawyers don't think the orders are legal and will need to look into it more.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You can’t