Thomas Ullmann
@mrwartburg.bsky.social
Woodburning nerd | Variety streamer | Fan of the Iowa Hawkeyes | Host of Box Office Shuffle
That would be a nice change.
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
That would be a nice change.
Had buttermilk about to go bad, so screw it, first fry of the year.
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Had buttermilk about to go bad, so screw it, first fry of the year.
Closing out 2025 by ending @gammakoruchador.bsky.social and @catastrophiclyss.bsky.social in repeated and violently funny fashion in Ultimate Chicken Horse (or other party games if we feel like it)! Come on over and hang this fine New Year's Eve!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
a group of animals including a turtle a hippopotamus and a monkey are on a boat
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January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Closing out 2025 by ending @gammakoruchador.bsky.social and @catastrophiclyss.bsky.social in repeated and violently funny fashion in Ultimate Chicken Horse (or other party games if we feel like it)! Come on over and hang this fine New Year's Eve!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
Found the culprit that left my car covered in paw prints.
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Found the culprit that left my car covered in paw prints.
Pointing back at this because dealing with god damn check return rules is so wishy-washy on who is liable and who should and shouldn't be reimbursed makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's only 10 am and it is 100% on those days I wish I drank.
It's only 10 am and it is 100% on those days I wish I drank.
It's now day three of a high dollar amount check fraud situation for the same customer.
Tip from a bank worker, always check your account daily. Return time frames and liability are a real bitch whether it's an ACH or a paper check. And check washing is nuts right now, we got so many this year.
Tip from a bank worker, always check your account daily. Return time frames and liability are a real bitch whether it's an ACH or a paper check. And check washing is nuts right now, we got so many this year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pointing back at this because dealing with god damn check return rules is so wishy-washy on who is liable and who should and shouldn't be reimbursed makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's only 10 am and it is 100% on those days I wish I drank.
It's only 10 am and it is 100% on those days I wish I drank.
It's already the end of 2025, somehow. Saw a fair few movies this year, here's my top 4. Honestly, after Superman it's a bit of a crapshoot ranking the next 6 or 7. Just missing the images are Caught Stealing, Wake Up Deadman, and OBAA.
Full list on Letterboxd: boxd.it/NluHo
Full list on Letterboxd: boxd.it/NluHo
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's already the end of 2025, somehow. Saw a fair few movies this year, here's my top 4. Honestly, after Superman it's a bit of a crapshoot ranking the next 6 or 7. Just missing the images are Caught Stealing, Wake Up Deadman, and OBAA.
Full list on Letterboxd: boxd.it/NluHo
Full list on Letterboxd: boxd.it/NluHo
That was a real good time, even if I knew all the beats from watching streams of it.
Taking a break from my accidental relapse into Baldur's Gate 3 to finally finish Dispatch, for real this time.
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
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December 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That was a real good time, even if I knew all the beats from watching streams of it.
Taking a break from my accidental relapse into Baldur's Gate 3 to finally finish Dispatch, for real this time.
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
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December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Taking a break from my accidental relapse into Baldur's Gate 3 to finally finish Dispatch, for real this time.
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
And then more BG3 if there's time!
www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
Gotta love a good holiday sale. 4 movies shy of 500 in the collection now!
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gotta love a good holiday sale. 4 movies shy of 500 in the collection now!
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This was the first draft of the Winter Soldier activation phrase
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This was the first draft of the Winter Soldier activation phrase
On to episode two tonight, introducing one of Star Trek's greatest characters; plain, simple Garak.
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
On to episode two tonight, introducing one of Star Trek's greatest characters; plain, simple Garak.
A late Merry Christmas from the Ullmann house, now that we're back after a 12 hour impromptu road trip. Bailey is already enjoying her toy.
And I'm gonna enjoy one of mine by watching the Deep Space Nine pilot tonight!
And I'm gonna enjoy one of mine by watching the Deep Space Nine pilot tonight!
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A late Merry Christmas from the Ullmann house, now that we're back after a 12 hour impromptu road trip. Bailey is already enjoying her toy.
And I'm gonna enjoy one of mine by watching the Deep Space Nine pilot tonight!
And I'm gonna enjoy one of mine by watching the Deep Space Nine pilot tonight!
Time for the greatest of Christmas traditions.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Time for the greatest of Christmas traditions.
What if I told you I never actually finished this Dispatch playthrough and we're get it in tonight? www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What if I told you I never actually finished this Dispatch playthrough and we're get it in tonight? www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
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Everything is awesome when you're get to sit down and talk about movies, like The LEGO Movie, and also rank all the movies in our latest batch of episodes! youtu.be/T2Yilz0KvoY
The LEGO Movie Re-watch and Season 3 Movie Ranking
YouTube video by Box Office Shuffle
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December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Everything is awesome when you're get to sit down and talk about movies, like The LEGO Movie, and also rank all the movies in our latest batch of episodes! youtu.be/T2Yilz0KvoY
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The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
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The Panchero's in Rochester closed since my last Mayo visit.
Questioning life right now.
Questioning life right now.
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Panchero's in Rochester closed since my last Mayo visit.
Questioning life right now.
Questioning life right now.
If I stick to my budget through this coming March my student loan repayment counter now sits at 3.
Still gotta pay off the car, but inching ever closer to being debt free. At least until, or if, I ever buy a house.
Still gotta pay off the car, but inching ever closer to being debt free. At least until, or if, I ever buy a house.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If I stick to my budget through this coming March my student loan repayment counter now sits at 3.
Still gotta pay off the car, but inching ever closer to being debt free. At least until, or if, I ever buy a house.
Still gotta pay off the car, but inching ever closer to being debt free. At least until, or if, I ever buy a house.
Bailey had a dinner guest when I took her outside, which is basically code for her stealing the leftover food for the farm cats.
Barked once at the opossum and then went right back to eating, one track mind for this dog. Fiona mostly just watched to see what would happen.
Barked once at the opossum and then went right back to eating, one track mind for this dog. Fiona mostly just watched to see what would happen.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bailey had a dinner guest when I took her outside, which is basically code for her stealing the leftover food for the farm cats.
Barked once at the opossum and then went right back to eating, one track mind for this dog. Fiona mostly just watched to see what would happen.
Barked once at the opossum and then went right back to eating, one track mind for this dog. Fiona mostly just watched to see what would happen.
Had a long string of "accidentally became important at work" incidents this month dealing tons of types of individual fraud at the bank.
I need an end of year vacation, but I'm all out of PTO. I think I'm gonna demand mid-day work naps.
I need an end of year vacation, but I'm all out of PTO. I think I'm gonna demand mid-day work naps.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Had a long string of "accidentally became important at work" incidents this month dealing tons of types of individual fraud at the bank.
I need an end of year vacation, but I'm all out of PTO. I think I'm gonna demand mid-day work naps.
I need an end of year vacation, but I'm all out of PTO. I think I'm gonna demand mid-day work naps.
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ICYMI: Our penultimate episode of the year is all about the 2009 Watchmen adaptation!
Our final film on the Shuffler is going to be the The LEGO Movie in two weeks!
Our final film on the Shuffler is going to be the The LEGO Movie in two weeks!
It's time to talk about giant blue appendages, overuse of slow motion, and also a philosophical debate on moralism vs utilitarianism. You know, normal comic book conversations. youtu.be/xwfZgdKAMBI
We Watch The Watchmen | Watchmen (2009) Review & Reaction
YouTube video by Box Office Shuffle
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December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ICYMI: Our penultimate episode of the year is all about the 2009 Watchmen adaptation!
Our final film on the Shuffler is going to be the The LEGO Movie in two weeks!
Our final film on the Shuffler is going to be the The LEGO Movie in two weeks!
We come out swinging on this one, thankfully figuratively.
It's time to talk about giant blue appendages, overuse of slow motion, and also a philosophical debate on moralism vs utilitarianism. You know, normal comic book conversations. youtu.be/xwfZgdKAMBI
We Watch The Watchmen | Watchmen (2009) Review & Reaction
YouTube video by Box Office Shuffle
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We come out swinging on this one, thankfully figuratively.
I see I missed some very stupid football while I was making a late dinner.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I see I missed some very stupid football while I was making a late dinner.
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Don’t let grumpy guses get you down, college football is still the best sport on earth — where else will you see the mighty Peacocks of Upper Iowa hoist the coveted Leg Lamp Trophy like it’s the Holy Grail? 🦚🦵
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Don’t let grumpy guses get you down, college football is still the best sport on earth — where else will you see the mighty Peacocks of Upper Iowa hoist the coveted Leg Lamp Trophy like it’s the Holy Grail? 🦚🦵