None of your business
@ms-anthropic.bsky.social
The things I write are opinions. I suggest you don’t test my patience. It’s not infinite.
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Be the problem you want to see in the world!
May 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Be the problem you want to see in the world!
I do actually love it when you call me “big papa.”
May 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I do actually love it when you call me “big papa.”
My greatest regret will always be that I was never 86’d from Chuck E. Cheese for heckling the animatronics.
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My greatest regret will always be that I was never 86’d from Chuck E. Cheese for heckling the animatronics.
Commit random acts of snideness.
May 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Commit random acts of snideness.
“My love don’t cost a thing.” Bish? Clearly, you don’t know me.
May 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“My love don’t cost a thing.” Bish? Clearly, you don’t know me.
There! Fixed it!
May 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There! Fixed it!
I see your fistfight and raise you one verbal dustup that leaves most men holding nothing but a stack of dimes, sis
May 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I see your fistfight and raise you one verbal dustup that leaves most men holding nothing but a stack of dimes, sis
From my new Spring/Summer 2025 line for “men.” You’re welcome.
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
From my new Spring/Summer 2025 line for “men.” You’re welcome.
Illegal. Adult. Circumcision. Clinics.
Men? Why ARE you?!
Men? Why ARE you?!
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Illegal. Adult. Circumcision. Clinics.
Men? Why ARE you?!
Men? Why ARE you?!
Hear me out: a computer virus that plays “Afternoon Delight” every time someone presses the “E” key.
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Hear me out: a computer virus that plays “Afternoon Delight” every time someone presses the “E” key.
Shh. Secret algorithm formula.
it takes six decent Reply Guys to form one good Poster. not many people know this
December 8, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Shh. Secret algorithm formula.
Adding this to my collection of quotable quotes.
i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Adding this to my collection of quotable quotes.
What Child is This? And can I get a side of fresh pico de gallo?
December 7, 2024 at 5:07 PM
What Child is This? And can I get a side of fresh pico de gallo?
An excellent point!
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
December 7, 2024 at 3:16 AM
An excellent point!
🤦♀️😂
December 7, 2024 at 2:11 AM
🤦♀️😂
Amen
I have this weird habit of doing whatever the fuck I want. You should too. As long as you're not hurting anyone, it doesn't matter what others think. Not their business.
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Amen
This will haunt me.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
This will haunt me.
It’s true.
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 AM
It’s true.
@drspookyer.bsky.social
Inspired, much?
Inspired, much?
Instead of that other rhyming surveillance apologist meme, now get ready for...
Bones on a (porcelain) throne
Bones on a (porcelain) throne
December 5, 2024 at 4:18 PM
@drspookyer.bsky.social
Inspired, much?
Inspired, much?
Yes. The motion is passed.
Is it appropriate to call old men mantiques? Ya know, like antiques but with men
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Yes. The motion is passed.
Embrace brevity.
December 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Embrace brevity.
I was justified at the age of five.
a woman is wearing hoop earrings and says i 'm back .
ALT: a woman is wearing hoop earrings and says i 'm back .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I was justified at the age of five.
Nota bene, bitches.
Hate to break it to you but “getting more involved in local government” means more than bitching on facebook.
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Nota bene, bitches.
A timely reminder…
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 5:25 PM
A timely reminder…
I’m shocked 🙄
B.C. man fined $18.4 million for using clients' crypto funds to gamble | Vancouver Sun
https://vancouversun.com/news/bcsc-fines-man-used-clients-crypto-funds-gambling
https://vancouversun.com/news/bcsc-fines-man-used-clients-crypto-funds-gambling
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I’m shocked 🙄