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Ms. Mayhem
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Corporate baddie. Mother of gremlins. Social media dabbler and connoisseur of hilarity.
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Rest In Peace, Jules Feiffer. Died just shy of his 96th birthday, but he was still as vital as ever, plugging away on his next book. The way 2025's been going, I'm not surprised we lost our greatest living cartoonist less than a month into it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Has everyone seen the new prequel to The Handmaid’s Tale? Oh, wait, sorry… that was the news.
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
So… was today step 1 of “Eat the Rich”? I was inadvertently left off the memo.
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Last month: Makes final car payment
Last week: Gets title in the mail
Today: Motor throws a rod and gives up will to live

This is my villain origin story happening in real time. 😭😖👿
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Living for the FAFO movement. I will do anything I can to help protect others’ rights, but I can’t say that I’m not looking forward to seeing the FO part.
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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“The hardest thing I have to do is tear myself from your warm embrace”

-me, to my bed every morning
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Who thinks that meetings should be banned during holiday weeks? 🙋‍♀️
*pouts in corporate*
November 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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apex predators shouldn’t have to send emails
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Nothing like wrapping up the work day and getting ready to turn on your out of office message, only to find out that your vacation actually starts the day after tomorrow. Rude.
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
So glad they transitioned us back into the office. Nothing like the sounds of people scanning their badge and immediately leaving to set the mood for productivity.
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I’m sorry officer… I was just doing my American duty!
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
November 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Ugh! It’s laundry day. Time to feed the washer it’s weekly sacrifice to appease the stain gods. May the odds be ever in my favor. 🙌🏻
November 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM