Geoff Goins
@msbgenius.bsky.social
Wayward goat herder and skeptical thinker.
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“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
AUSTIN, TX—In a landmark piece of legislation designed to stifle individuality across the state, the Texas Legislature passed a bill Friday that legally banned being different around children. “Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. […]
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May 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
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Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts
May 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts
Trump thinks he’s a Jedi, when an actuality of red Lightsaber makes him a Sith. But we all knew he was that side anyway.
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trump thinks he’s a Jedi, when an actuality of red Lightsaber makes him a Sith. But we all knew he was that side anyway.
When you are privileged, equality feels like oppression.
April 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When you are privileged, equality feels like oppression.
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
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April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Biggest FAFO ever! Sarah Huckabee, past Trump Press Secretary, DENIED federal aid for her stay or Arkansas!
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Trump denies aid for Arkansas after storms that killed more than 40 people
Latest denial of disaster funding comes as Trump has repeatedly stated he wants to eliminate Fema
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April 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Biggest FAFO ever! Sarah Huckabee, past Trump Press Secretary, DENIED federal aid for her stay or Arkansas!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Aghhhh!!! Sick of this crap!!!!
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Aghhhh!!! Sick of this crap!!!!
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Finland the happiest country on the planet, bans for profit schools, taxes billionaires, houses the homeless.
Take note.
Take note.
April 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Finland the happiest country on the planet, bans for profit schools, taxes billionaires, houses the homeless.
Take note.
Take note.
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Türkiye is putting 819 people on trial — mostly students and journalists. Their “crime”? Protesting the arrest of Istanbul’s mayor. 🇹🇷⚠️
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
April 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Türkiye is putting 819 people on trial — mostly students and journalists. Their “crime”? Protesting the arrest of Istanbul’s mayor. 🇹🇷⚠️
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
➡️ These mass trials lack real evidence and violate basic rights.
Peaceful protest is not a crime.
#HumanRights #Türkiye
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Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
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This was a response to Judge Xinis expediting discovery to find the Executive Branch in contempt.
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This was a response to Judge Xinis expediting discovery to find the Executive Branch in contempt.
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
The Trump admin tried to get the 4th circuit to stop it:
The 4th Circuit said: "Hell no. You kidnapped a resident without due process. And if you're confident he's a gangmember, prove it in court."
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I think this conservative Judge gave conservatives in the House the clearest reason & evidence to impeach Trump.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
April 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think this conservative Judge gave conservatives in the House the clearest reason & evidence to impeach Trump.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
What better reason is there to impeach a president than that he disobeys a conservative Supreme Court ruling?
If this was HRC, Obama, or Clinton they'd be all over this in 2 seconds.
It’s spring! A bright spot in all this BŮLLSHĪT!
April 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s spring! A bright spot in all this BŮLLSHĪT!
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
New dog, old tricks.
February 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New dog, old tricks.
Did anyone else notice that the email for firing federal employees had “due to poor performance“? This is 100% illegal. They need to show that you were a poor performer otherwise the firing is not valid.
If you had had a EPAP that was satisfactory and above, you have a case against the government.
If you had had a EPAP that was satisfactory and above, you have a case against the government.
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Did anyone else notice that the email for firing federal employees had “due to poor performance“? This is 100% illegal. They need to show that you were a poor performer otherwise the firing is not valid.
If you had had a EPAP that was satisfactory and above, you have a case against the government.
If you had had a EPAP that was satisfactory and above, you have a case against the government.
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Our parks are in chaos. We’ve seen firsthand how Trump’s hiring freeze, the rescinding of hundreds of job offers, and the layoff of 5% of NPS staff have left us overwhelmed and short-handed.
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Our parks are in chaos. We’ve seen firsthand how Trump’s hiring freeze, the rescinding of hundreds of job offers, and the layoff of 5% of NPS staff have left us overwhelmed and short-handed.
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I thought this fool was supposed to colonize Mars, not colonize the U.S. with 7,000 Musk mini-mes. 🤢
Elon Musk has 'unexpected 13th child' with MAGA influencer
Elon Musk is reportedly the father of a thirteenth child, according to 26-year-old conservative influencer Ashley St Clair, who made the revelation on Musk’s social media platform, X, on Friday night.
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February 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I thought this fool was supposed to colonize Mars, not colonize the U.S. with 7,000 Musk mini-mes. 🤢
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Truth to power from NM Rep Melanie Stansbury:
We don't work for an unelected billionaire. We work for the American people. If an unelected, unvetted private citizen is hacking our govt systems, breaking the law, dismantling agencies, we are going to fight you in court. 👏🏼
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We don't work for an unelected billionaire. We work for the American people. If an unelected, unvetted private citizen is hacking our govt systems, breaking the law, dismantling agencies, we are going to fight you in court. 👏🏼
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February 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Truth to power from NM Rep Melanie Stansbury:
We don't work for an unelected billionaire. We work for the American people. If an unelected, unvetted private citizen is hacking our govt systems, breaking the law, dismantling agencies, we are going to fight you in court. 👏🏼
@repstansbury.bsky.social
We don't work for an unelected billionaire. We work for the American people. If an unelected, unvetted private citizen is hacking our govt systems, breaking the law, dismantling agencies, we are going to fight you in court. 👏🏼
@repstansbury.bsky.social
If our Project 2025 patsy president wants to repeal the 1906 Antiquities Act and undo anything by Biden, is repealing all National monument created under the act next?
www.americanprogress.org/article/disa...
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Disappearing Parks: How Project 2025 Would Decrease Protections for Nature
Eight landscape-level national monuments designated by the Biden-Harris administration have helped close the nature gap for millions of Americans, but their protections are at risk from extreme anti-c...
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February 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If our Project 2025 patsy president wants to repeal the 1906 Antiquities Act and undo anything by Biden, is repealing all National monument created under the act next?
www.americanprogress.org/article/disa...
www.americanprogress.org/article/disa...
