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Christmas Eve Eve
A plate of holiday cookies that look like gingerbread people. The text on each reads: Stand by your pan. Water your tree. Don't plug your space heater into a power strip, and the last cookie, very concerningly reads, we're alive.
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Paladin’s Grace! Kindle! 99p! One day only! www.amazon.co.uk/Paladins-Gra...
Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel) eBook : Kingfisher, T.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
Paladin's Grace (The Saint of Steel) eBook : Kingfisher, T.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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October 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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karenho.bsky.social
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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dixie13.bsky.social
#booksky
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
He is so wise!
June 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
Awww but this, y'all ?

So pretty
May 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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juddlegum.bsky.social
1. Clay Jackson, a Texas lawyer, provided basic legal advice to an immigrant family fearing deportation

Then, two officers visited him at his home, accusing him of "obstructing an ongoing immigration investigation"

Then, after speaking publicly, he was fired from his job at a Fortune 500 company
Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family
On March 4, Clay Jackson, an attorney in the Dallas area, was at a gas station near his home when the attendant asked if he would help a local immigrant family.
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April 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Traveling this summer? Take safety with you!
A picture of a canary behind a big suitcase full of birdseed. There is a portable carbon monoxide alarm in the suitcase. The text reads: Pack like a canary! Bring a carbon monoxide alarm when you travel. Rentals and hotels may not have working carbon monoxide alarms. (Birdseed optional.)
April 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
some may write them off as a niche hobby for weirdo computer aesthetes, but clacky keyboards are actually an important tool in the War Against RTO
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Pursuant to the blueberries thing, I see that the nation's largest egg producer announced quarterly profits 10x higher than for first quarters before the bird flu pandemic.
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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The otter keeper gave this baby otter a sock to keep warm. She later turned it into a onesie with holes for the hands, feet, and tail
April 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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numb.comfortab.ly
Musk claimed he rid Twitter of bots, so I used ancient bot summoning call. They're here, they hear you, they come when called.
MY METAMASK WALLET WAS HACKED I NEED THIS ON A SHIRT I NEED A THERAPIST MY PS5 ACCOUNT GOT HACKED I NEED A SUGAR DADDY MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED 8:23 PM · Mar 5, 2025 · 80 Views View post engagements 12 💬 1 🔁 8 ❤️ 1 🔖 Paige Hughes @blueenough4you · 22m I know who can help you on this Dejana @Katrina_kalish · 3m I'm still in shock after recovering my stolen crypto assets, thanks to @Adrian_Retrieve. Their professionalism, empathy, and expertise made the entire process seamless and stress-free! elisi Dun @Elisidun · 43s They aren’t gonna fix it. Their customer support is awful. I got hacked. Yet every time I keep complaining, not till I was referred to @HopesonD he was the one that recovered my account within some minutes. Okokuje courage @couragejeco · 16m Reach out to @nelsoncyber01 to help you with your account issues samaralsaeed288@gmail @smcreet · 16m My account was hacked too but @nelsoncyber01 here on twitter, got me back in. Emedonhandsom @Emedonhandsom · 16m Messages @nelsoncyber01 here on Twitter, he help me when my account was hacked JECK CYBER AGENT @jeckcyberagent · 30m The main cyber agent: Send me a private message let get your account recovered ✅
March 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Welcome to the public domain, A FAREWELL TO ARMS (1929) by Ernest Hemingway. 💔📖 This classic novel of love and loss is set against the backdrop of World War I.

Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...

#InternetArchive #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay
March 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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thebasement.nz
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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courtneymilan.com
I wish more people were talking about egg prices as less of a “muh egg prices!” thing and more about the fact that there is an organized egg cartel that is illegally price gouging and almost certainly illegally price fixing and reaping massive, gigantic profits.
February 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
msjif.bsky.social
Attending the Houston Bar Association's Law and the Media Seminar this morning. Interesting first panel about day to day challenges, access to records, and authenticating records #hba #journalism
February 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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courtneymilan.com
I’ve had multiple people now tell me that GPS is bad because nobody learns to navigate, and as a person who substantially predated GPS, excuse you, it is so nice not driving in circles for hours.
February 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
I really wish all these people who want to be ruled by a king would just fuck off to a country that has one. Thailand’s pretty and has amazing food. They’ve even got lèse-majesté laws to stop people from upsetting your bootlicking souls.
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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boghuma.bsky.social
If you have heard about the new strain of #H5N1 #Birdflu spilling into cattle and do not understand what it means, I suggest reading this excellent report from the US department of agriculture. I have summarized key point below
TLDR: "Houston we have a problem"
www.aphis.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
www.aphis.usda.gov
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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courtneymilan.com
Move intentionally and build things.
February 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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cpsc.gov
Have kids at home?
Buy a new TV for the Suspiciously Large Football Game?
Make sure you Anchor It!
A human child playing with an airplane toy with their friends - a child who is a football pylon and a child who is a football. Not figuratively. They are literally an orange football pylon and regulation football. The pylon child says, "This plane is awesome!" The football child says, "I love it!" There is a TV anchor kit in a package on the right side of the image. The text reads: Are your children footballs and pylons? No? You have human children? Anchor your furniture! If you have kids at home, make sure your TVs and furniture are anchored to the wall. Falling furniture sends kids to the ER every year.
February 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM