Matty B
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Are you gonna help me out of this mess, or are you gonna keep YAPPIN?!
There’s a mistake in the DT commercial that played before the start of the Sounders game. Anybody catch it?
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There’s a mistake in the DT commercial that played before the start of the Sounders game. Anybody catch it?
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Happy Birthday, Champ! 🥳
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Champ! 🥳
Just realized it was the quarterfinals that Thomas saved those penalties. I’m such a fake fan😭
Beating Cruz Azul 7-0, Thomas calling his shot in the semifinals on the final penalty, and then the Sounders trading in Messi jerseys for Rothrock jerseys just caps off the Summer We Turned Pretty
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just realized it was the quarterfinals that Thomas saved those penalties. I’m such a fake fan😭
Beating Cruz Azul 7-0, Thomas calling his shot in the semifinals on the final penalty, and then the Sounders trading in Messi jerseys for Rothrock jerseys just caps off the Summer We Turned Pretty
September 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Beating Cruz Azul 7-0, Thomas calling his shot in the semifinals on the final penalty, and then the Sounders trading in Messi jerseys for Rothrock jerseys just caps off the Summer We Turned Pretty
Messi couldn’t do it on a sunny day in Seattle
September 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Messi couldn’t do it on a sunny day in Seattle
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Obed Vargas pocketing Messi
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Obed Vargas pocketing Messi
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I AM SO HAPPY TO POST THIS MEME AGAIN!! I LOVE YOU SOUNDERS!!! 💚💙👑 @soundersfc.com
September 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I AM SO HAPPY TO POST THIS MEME AGAIN!! I LOVE YOU SOUNDERS!!! 💚💙👑 @soundersfc.com
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WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
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If you think Luis Suarez is mad just wait until you see David Beckham after Seattle's social media team makes a post about the Sounders winning
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you think Luis Suarez is mad just wait until you see David Beckham after Seattle's social media team makes a post about the Sounders winning
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INTER MIAMI GOT WHOOPED SO BAD THEY STARTED A FIGHT!
September 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
INTER MIAMI GOT WHOOPED SO BAD THEY STARTED A FIGHT!
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YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.
September 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.
EMBARRASSING FROM MIAMI
September 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
EMBARRASSING FROM MIAMI
Who was the last Sounder to score a hat trick?
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Who was the last Sounder to score a hat trick?
Sounders have scored 3 goals in 4 out of their last 5 MLS games. Front line absolutely nuclear rn
August 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sounders have scored 3 goals in 4 out of their last 5 MLS games. Front line absolutely nuclear rn
Something something Cruz Azul coming out for the second half
Counterpoint: Being on time doesn’t mean you’re “Type A,” it means you have respect for others
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Something something Cruz Azul coming out for the second half
GENERATIONAL BEAT DOWN
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
GENERATIONAL BEAT DOWN
I’m not the biggest baseball fan out there but I would be hard pressed to find a cooler moment than a walk off bomb
June 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m not the biggest baseball fan out there but I would be hard pressed to find a cooler moment than a walk off bomb
I can’t even pay attention to the game. This broadcast is horrible
May 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I can’t even pay attention to the game. This broadcast is horrible
Finally deleted twitter. Feel a whole lot better
May 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Finally deleted twitter. Feel a whole lot better
Burning the first bag of popcorn only to come back and make a perfect second bag of popcorn is what life’s all about
January 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Burning the first bag of popcorn only to come back and make a perfect second bag of popcorn is what life’s all about