Maryke VB 🐟🔒
@marykevb.bsky.social
💚💙Sounders FC ⭐️⭐️, Reign FC ☔️, ❤️ animals 😻, DUNE 🐛, Twin Peaks ☕️, & debating migration patterns of coconuts. Directed by David Lynch. GenX. Ally.
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BLACK LIVES MATTER!!
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Maryke VB 🐟🔒
@marykevb.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Since these acorn woodpeckers have been so popular, an oldie-but-goodie.
We've all had mornings like this. 🪶
We've all had mornings like this. 🪶
How your email finds me
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The moment when you've reached inception-level factor authentication trying to access something a co-worker shared that could've just been emailed to you.
a man is using a dell computer while a woman looks on
Alt: Ron Swanson, from Parks and Rec, angrily looks at his computer while sitting at his desk and then it switches to a shot of him throwing the computer into a dumpster.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The moment when you've reached inception-level factor authentication trying to access something a co-worker shared that could've just been emailed to you.
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Orca
- Magpie Lark
- Toucan
- Coati
- African Hoopoe
- Orca
- Magpie Lark
- Toucan
- Coati
- African Hoopoe
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Puffin
- Orca
- Brown Bear
- Turkey
- Moose
- Puffin
- Orca
- Brown Bear
- Turkey
- Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Orca (Orcinus orca)
- Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch)
- dogfish shark (Squalus acanthias)
- Columbian black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus)
- Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)
- Orca (Orcinus orca)
- Coho salmon (Oncorhynchus kisutch)
- dogfish shark (Squalus acanthias)
- Columbian black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus)
- Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Orca
- Magpie Lark
- Toucan
- Coati
- African Hoopoe
- Orca
- Magpie Lark
- Toucan
- Coati
- African Hoopoe
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In this house we believe:
- love is love
- science is real
- carbs are our friends
- gravy can fill the cracks in your heart
- turkey ghosts rule the night, and their terrifying gobble will one day find us all
- love is love
- science is real
- carbs are our friends
- gravy can fill the cracks in your heart
- turkey ghosts rule the night, and their terrifying gobble will one day find us all
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
In this house we believe:
- love is love
- science is real
- carbs are our friends
- gravy can fill the cracks in your heart
- turkey ghosts rule the night, and their terrifying gobble will one day find us all
- love is love
- science is real
- carbs are our friends
- gravy can fill the cracks in your heart
- turkey ghosts rule the night, and their terrifying gobble will one day find us all
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Abolish ICE.
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Abolish ICE.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I finally got included in one of these!! I feel so seen!! 🐟🔒
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I finally got included in one of these!! I feel so seen!! 🐟🔒
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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YAAAAAAAAAAS!!! Tiny Dragon forever!!
Club OG. Legend. And back for 2026. 🔒
Jess Fishlock has signed a one-year contract extension through the 2026 NWSL season. Let's run it back, Jess Fishlock! 🔥
Read More ➡️ rgnfc.com/3KipeK2
Jess Fishlock has signed a one-year contract extension through the 2026 NWSL season. Let's run it back, Jess Fishlock! 🔥
Read More ➡️ rgnfc.com/3KipeK2
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAS!!! Tiny Dragon forever!!
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I couldn’t say this were it pdx, but congrats to our fellow #NASL1974 & #Cascadian #VWFC on their beating lafc in Western semifinal! What a crowd too! #keepmlscupincascadia
a man in a blue shirt stands in a bathroom looking at himself in the mirror
Alt: Nick from the show New Girl is pleased to say Vancouver is moving on in MLS cup playoffs
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November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I couldn’t say this were it pdx, but congrats to our fellow #NASL1974 & #Cascadian #VWFC on their beating lafc in Western semifinal! What a crowd too! #keepmlscupincascadia
Well done Vancouver.
a poster for cascadia intensifies with a tree in the center
Alt: a poster for cascadia that says “Cascadia intensifies” with a tree in the center
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Well done Vancouver.
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What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What the signs say 🗣️🏳️⚧️