Ethel Caint
@muppetpastor.bsky.social
look, it's kind of an everything nerd situation, but it's easier just to pigeonhole it right now.
she/her. 30. 🏳️⚧️
she/her. 30. 🏳️⚧️
Had my actual first dose this morning of HRT this morning. I did not immediately magical girl transform into Sailor Jupiter, so I'm forced to conclude it does not work and I will be grift- speaking out now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Had my actual first dose this morning of HRT this morning. I did not immediately magical girl transform into Sailor Jupiter, so I'm forced to conclude it does not work and I will be grift- speaking out now.
for the small numbers of followers over here, a reminder that I used to write and I do again.
My writing on I Saw The TV Glow and what it's meant to me over the last year.
My writing on I Saw The TV Glow and what it's meant to me over the last year.
I Saw The TV Glow, and the Death of Possibility
Spoilers for the ending of I Saw the TV Glow, frankly almost exclusively.
Have you ever thought about why we kill so many teenagers in horror movies?
Well, yes, from an industry perspective, your ho...
untitled-blog-project.ghost.io
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
for the small numbers of followers over here, a reminder that I used to write and I do again.
My writing on I Saw The TV Glow and what it's meant to me over the last year.
My writing on I Saw The TV Glow and what it's meant to me over the last year.
Saw this ad on the train and it really feels like training the new engine of our economy on internet pornography is going to backfire on us.
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Saw this ad on the train and it really feels like training the new engine of our economy on internet pornography is going to backfire on us.
It is fun coming over here and realizing this is where all the posters I miss went.
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It is fun coming over here and realizing this is where all the posters I miss went.
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Being closeted trans with a career is a wild.
It's like if you had to work 60 hours a week in a mascot costume.
It's like if you had to work 60 hours a week in a mascot costume.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being closeted trans with a career is a wild.
It's like if you had to work 60 hours a week in a mascot costume.
It's like if you had to work 60 hours a week in a mascot costume.
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farm to table doesn't impress me. let my food go on a journey. let it see the world
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
farm to table doesn't impress me. let my food go on a journey. let it see the world
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Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
i've moved into the age where I've decided to have opinions about increasingly obscure objects, mostly to seem mildly more interesting, from an esoteric sense.
on a unrelated note, Ron Broder sounds more like Tom G. Warrior than ever on the new Coroner record.
on a unrelated note, Ron Broder sounds more like Tom G. Warrior than ever on the new Coroner record.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i've moved into the age where I've decided to have opinions about increasingly obscure objects, mostly to seem mildly more interesting, from an esoteric sense.
on a unrelated note, Ron Broder sounds more like Tom G. Warrior than ever on the new Coroner record.
on a unrelated note, Ron Broder sounds more like Tom G. Warrior than ever on the new Coroner record.
gonna make a presence over here for when twitter inevitably collapses in on itself.
I am not hot enough for image-based social media.
I am not hot enough for image-based social media.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
gonna make a presence over here for when twitter inevitably collapses in on itself.
I am not hot enough for image-based social media.
I am not hot enough for image-based social media.
Coming out skipping in a flowy dress and then screaming your lungs out is my gender.
Knocked Loose ft. Poppy – Suffocate
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Coming out skipping in a flowy dress and then screaming your lungs out is my gender.
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I know a lot of you are gonna think it’s cringe or whatever, but annoying atheism has gotta make a comeback.
The ruling class knows their survival depends on indoctrinating the next generation, which is why they're forcing archaic religious texts like the Bible into classrooms to suppress any critical thought and reinforce obedience.
November 25, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I know a lot of you are gonna think it’s cringe or whatever, but annoying atheism has gotta make a comeback.
Frank Miller does not translate to plushies.
November 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Frank Miller does not translate to plushies.
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Emma Frost: Prepare yourself, Scott. Tonight we are going to have Shreks.
Scott Summers: I think you may have misspoken there.
Emma Frost, putting on a Shrek mask: I most certainly did not.
Scott Summers: I think you may have misspoken there.
Emma Frost, putting on a Shrek mask: I most certainly did not.
November 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Emma Frost: Prepare yourself, Scott. Tonight we are going to have Shreks.
Scott Summers: I think you may have misspoken there.
Emma Frost, putting on a Shrek mask: I most certainly did not.
Scott Summers: I think you may have misspoken there.
Emma Frost, putting on a Shrek mask: I most certainly did not.
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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For all the talk of not obeying in advance, the DNC messaging is unified. Obey in advance
November 20, 2024 at 8:18 PM
For all the talk of not obeying in advance, the DNC messaging is unified. Obey in advance
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this essay is full of actual research showing trans women pose no threat to cis women in restrooms & other sex-segregated spaces. if you encounter any cis ppl discussing/debating the Mace/McBride/congressional restroom fuckery, pls share this link with them:
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
Transgender People, Bathrooms, and Sexual Predators: What the Data Say
Content Warning: while I will not be describing any actual instances of sexual violence or child sexual abuse, these issues (and false…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
this essay is full of actual research showing trans women pose no threat to cis women in restrooms & other sex-segregated spaces. if you encounter any cis ppl discussing/debating the Mace/McBride/congressional restroom fuckery, pls share this link with them:
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
juliaserano.medium.com/transgender-...
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RIO VIDAL 💀 AGATHA ALL ALONG
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
RIO VIDAL 💀 AGATHA ALL ALONG
Genuinely the most exciting thing the Big Two have done in a long time, at this point even more radical than the Ultimate line at Marvel because of the from-scratch start.
What if Batman had no money? 💰What if Superman had no family? 🌽And what if Wonder Woman was from HELL?! 🔥
We dive into DC’s Absolute comics line + All-In special plus why the DC trinity still resonate so much today.
#comics fans are you reading the Absolute line? Let us know your thoughts! 📚
We dive into DC’s Absolute comics line + All-In special plus why the DC trinity still resonate so much today.
#comics fans are you reading the Absolute line? Let us know your thoughts! 📚
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Genuinely the most exciting thing the Big Two have done in a long time, at this point even more radical than the Ultimate line at Marvel because of the from-scratch start.
Time to start establishing myself over here lol
November 20, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Time to start establishing myself over here lol
Kingdom Come looks good on everyone
I don't know if it was a better material, I don't know if it was 13 additional years of acting experience. All I know is that its true.
May 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Kingdom Come looks good on everyone
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Let's give this one a shot.
May 7, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Let's give this one a shot.