Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
I’m not a captain I just crunch a lot
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Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 7
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Choujin X rocks and is a good Manga. Great characters in a wild story. Surreal as hell. From the creator of Tokyo Ghoul, and shaping up to be better. It also helps
that Sui Ishida is legit a good artist.
that Sui Ishida is legit a good artist.
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Choujin X rocks and is a good Manga. Great characters in a wild story. Surreal as hell. From the creator of Tokyo Ghoul, and shaping up to be better. It also helps
that Sui Ishida is legit a good artist.
that Sui Ishida is legit a good artist.
Home Alone is such a good movie but his whole family is so mean to Kevin at the beginning of that movie. They’re like Irving you’re stupid and useless but he straight up is 8 calm your shit McCallisters
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Home Alone is such a good movie but his whole family is so mean to Kevin at the beginning of that movie. They’re like Irving you’re stupid and useless but he straight up is 8 calm your shit McCallisters
The Sacred Duty’s of every Dad:
1. Provide your child with safety, food and shelter.
2. Have a trash bag ready anytime someone is opening presents.
3. Be a library of jokes no one likes.
1. Provide your child with safety, food and shelter.
2. Have a trash bag ready anytime someone is opening presents.
3. Be a library of jokes no one likes.
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Sacred Duty’s of every Dad:
1. Provide your child with safety, food and shelter.
2. Have a trash bag ready anytime someone is opening presents.
3. Be a library of jokes no one likes.
1. Provide your child with safety, food and shelter.
2. Have a trash bag ready anytime someone is opening presents.
3. Be a library of jokes no one likes.
You have free will
You can make your own crab rangoons
You shape your own destiny
You can make your own crab rangoons
You shape your own destiny
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You have free will
You can make your own crab rangoons
You shape your own destiny
You can make your own crab rangoons
You shape your own destiny
I’m watching muppet Christmas carol with my daughter and she keeps pointing at Michael Caine and saying Mama I’m dying
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m watching muppet Christmas carol with my daughter and she keeps pointing at Michael Caine and saying Mama I’m dying
Get your shit together Charlie Brown
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Get your shit together Charlie Brown
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absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
Watching Gachiakuta feels like watching Toonami as a teenager it rips so hard
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Watching Gachiakuta feels like watching Toonami as a teenager it rips so hard
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Me buying a bike in 2019: "Maybe I'll save a little money on gas."
Me as a bike commuter in 2025: "DESTROY PARKING."
Me as a bike commuter in 2025: "DESTROY PARKING."
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Me buying a bike in 2019: "Maybe I'll save a little money on gas."
Me as a bike commuter in 2025: "DESTROY PARKING."
Me as a bike commuter in 2025: "DESTROY PARKING."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTj... truly a banger of a cover
Rufus Wainwright & Sharon Van Etten - "Baby Its Cold Outside"
YouTube video by Hannah Gillian
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cTj... truly a banger of a cover
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Just to get ahead of it: I have adhd. I’m also an adult and am able to sit in some mildly uncomfortable feelings for one hour a week! This is a skills issue! I am starting to think that we actually don’t have an attention economy, we have a numbing economy and people are using content as Valium
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just to get ahead of it: I have adhd. I’m also an adult and am able to sit in some mildly uncomfortable feelings for one hour a week! This is a skills issue! I am starting to think that we actually don’t have an attention economy, we have a numbing economy and people are using content as Valium
Cats
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Cats
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i think you can make a pretty credible case that taking a stand on abrego garcia gave the administration its first high profile, high salience defeat
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i think you can make a pretty credible case that taking a stand on abrego garcia gave the administration its first high profile, high salience defeat
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
Turning myself into the authorities because I accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Turning myself into the authorities because I accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
To the people who get mad at kids crying on planes:
I’ve trained my daughter to piss off a specific handful of people during this one trip back from South Carolina
My machination lay dormant for years and now my plans is coming to fruition.
Your anger is justified and in no way ridiculous.
I’ve trained my daughter to piss off a specific handful of people during this one trip back from South Carolina
My machination lay dormant for years and now my plans is coming to fruition.
Your anger is justified and in no way ridiculous.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
To the people who get mad at kids crying on planes:
I’ve trained my daughter to piss off a specific handful of people during this one trip back from South Carolina
My machination lay dormant for years and now my plans is coming to fruition.
Your anger is justified and in no way ridiculous.
I’ve trained my daughter to piss off a specific handful of people during this one trip back from South Carolina
My machination lay dormant for years and now my plans is coming to fruition.
Your anger is justified and in no way ridiculous.
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I take it back I pretty sure I got food poisoning from the restaurant that inspired this post
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I take it back I pretty sure I got food poisoning from the restaurant that inspired this post
If birds are basically dinosaurs I bet velociraptors were tasty as heck
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If birds are basically dinosaurs I bet velociraptors were tasty as heck
Truly the dumbest and smartest piece of fiction ever created. Chainsaw Man is my favorite thing ever.
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Truly the dumbest and smartest piece of fiction ever created. Chainsaw Man is my favorite thing ever.
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken