Your future president
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51st state. petting pups, keeping bees, growing plants, baking treats, pumping iron. she/her.
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Netanyahu is like the CEO of UHC if that helps put the whole genocide thing into perspective.
When you search for a phone number to figure out who's calling, why does Google show you a bunch of results for other numbers?
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When you search for a phone number to figure out who's calling, why does Google show you a bunch of results for other numbers?
Yeah the pictures are incredible, but you should read the article, too.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yeah the pictures are incredible, but you should read the article, too.
All my friends and acquaintances and strangers I follow are talking about gun control, even the ones who never say anything else political, because it's obvious that having people murdered en masse every few days is bad.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
All my friends and acquaintances and strangers I follow are talking about gun control, even the ones who never say anything else political, because it's obvious that having people murdered en masse every few days is bad.
Having a man as a manager has always worked out badly for me. Wonder why.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Having a man as a manager has always worked out badly for me. Wonder why.
Grieving so many things all the time because there is so much that I love
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Grieving so many things all the time because there is so much that I love
When someone who never used to begins posting on LinkedIn daily, I say a little prayer that they can find a new job asap.
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When someone who never used to begins posting on LinkedIn daily, I say a little prayer that they can find a new job asap.
Hearing someone say "chef's kiss" aloud makes me want to vomit.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hearing someone say "chef's kiss" aloud makes me want to vomit.
HR at my new job:
"AI is the big push for 2026, so you should start using it now! Download ChatGPT and ask it how it can help you with your job."
"AI is the big push for 2026, so you should start using it now! Download ChatGPT and ask it how it can help you with your job."
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
HR at my new job:
"AI is the big push for 2026, so you should start using it now! Download ChatGPT and ask it how it can help you with your job."
"AI is the big push for 2026, so you should start using it now! Download ChatGPT and ask it how it can help you with your job."
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Resolutions 2025
Give more compliments
Make more small talk
Be part of the resistance I guess, ugh
Celebrate good things
I did all of those things but next year, I'm going to DO LESS
Give more compliments
Make more small talk
Be part of the resistance I guess, ugh
Celebrate good things
I did all of those things but next year, I'm going to DO LESS
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Resolutions 2025
Give more compliments
Make more small talk
Be part of the resistance I guess, ugh
Celebrate good things
I did all of those things but next year, I'm going to DO LESS
Give more compliments
Make more small talk
Be part of the resistance I guess, ugh
Celebrate good things
I did all of those things but next year, I'm going to DO LESS
I can't do more than one sequel. By the third movie, my brain shuts off and tells me I've seen this before.
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I can't do more than one sequel. By the third movie, my brain shuts off and tells me I've seen this before.
Ate one too many hard boiled eggs, and now my stomach is too full for me to sleep
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ate one too many hard boiled eggs, and now my stomach is too full for me to sleep
Ready for the US-ending catastrophe to really ramp up so we can start killing Nazis and make a new country that doesn't suck
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ready for the US-ending catastrophe to really ramp up so we can start killing Nazis and make a new country that doesn't suck
Amazing how the nervous system chills out when I'm finally back in my own bed
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Amazing how the nervous system chills out when I'm finally back in my own bed
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the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
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41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They were 8 and 11 years old
I used to think traveling a lot was glamorous but as I sit in the dark waiting to head to the airport, I just wish I could be in bed
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I used to think traveling a lot was glamorous but as I sit in the dark waiting to head to the airport, I just wish I could be in bed
Had a dream that I hooked up with Mr. Rogers, and he could fuck
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Had a dream that I hooked up with Mr. Rogers, and he could fuck
We learned to make nuclear bombs in high school physics. We had to design one that could fit in the trunk of a car. That information is readily available; the materials are much more difficult to acquire.
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We learned to make nuclear bombs in high school physics. We had to design one that could fit in the trunk of a car. That information is readily available; the materials are much more difficult to acquire.
A COLLEGE student wrote this.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A COLLEGE student wrote this.
I know they have to, but the Black Friday emails companies are sending are making it really easy for me to unsubscribe.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I know they have to, but the Black Friday emails companies are sending are making it really easy for me to unsubscribe.
Saw a site where clothes were marked down $2. Original price: $42, sale price: $40.
lol
Wasn't planning to spend money today, and also
lol
lol
Wasn't planning to spend money today, and also
lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Saw a site where clothes were marked down $2. Original price: $42, sale price: $40.
lol
Wasn't planning to spend money today, and also
lol
lol
Wasn't planning to spend money today, and also
lol
Jack White was so happy to see Eminem 😍
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jack White was so happy to see Eminem 😍
Ina Garten rules the day: chocolate bourbon pecan pie
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ina Garten rules the day: chocolate bourbon pecan pie