Maybe everything started getting worse when we let people post Sonic fan art online.

At this rate, we’re going to need a lot more Christmas ghosts.

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Stayed off the internet long enough to do something cool, I guess.

if you make fun of robert redford i will call your employer

I do not care what the YouTube corset apologists say, after being without my shower and hot water heater for days (multiple plumbing catastrophes occurred at the start of the long weekend), I can say with utter certainty: fancy Victorian Lady ablutions do not get you clean enough.

Tyler Durden would have really gotten a lot out of Parts Work.

For those unfamiliar with Catholic tradition, a Chicago Pope comes with mustard, relish, diced onion, a pickle spear, tomato slices, is sprinkled with celery salt and served on a poppy seed bun. The Chicago Pope does not come with ketchup.

Recent acquisitions. Currently reading The Unworthy.

Spoilt. Well and truly spoilt.

The sun won’t set before 6pm again until November.

I am simultaneously certain that I can stand up to fascists and also incapable of asking my friends to take off their fucking shoes when they come to my house.

I got the cover, now I just have to write the album.

Tuesday night

Shoutout to all the girls from Philly and Delco that I used to form single day friendships with at the Jersey Shore. I hope you’re all having a great day.

I’m reading Sense and Sensibility and I just have to ask: what did a W-named man do to Ms Austen?

Oh, would “not a mother” be filling her cat’s stocking with catnip-filled mice at 10pm on Christmas Eve?