If you love your library, listen up…

In case you need a break from the awfulness, here's an embroidered jellyfish I finished last night--my latest project to avoid doomscrolling before bed.

Movie night with Bagel. Trying not to interrupt whatever’s going on here. #Flow

Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.

Potato Inspirations®

"Alright, places ladies, places. Annemarie, Suzanne, you two are in the first number. Suzanne, how about you try not to fall on your face this time? Lorraine, go see Todd in makeup, you look like a clown. And Nancy, for chrissakes, put on some underwear."

This is fucking brilliant!
Disable the fucking AI summaries in fucking google searches by putting fucking in the fucking query.
Now you know.

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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.

it was this one thanks for tuning in
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me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings

siri: that’s not my name

Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?

spotify has a new playlist called 'screams'. after 5 minutes you recognize the screams as your own. after 30 you realize you never pressed play

SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.