MWunicorn
@mwunicorn.bsky.social
He/Him
Expert napper, mediocre opinion haver, unicorn
Expert napper, mediocre opinion haver, unicorn
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MWunicorn
@mwunicorn.bsky.social
· Jan 23
I'm only an amateur historian, but it is well known that the proper and historically accurate reply to a "Roman Salute" is a baseball bat
"He's a couple of eggs short of a dozen, and the other ten are rocks"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"He's a couple of eggs short of a dozen, and the other ten are rocks"
If it happens today I'll go to church on Sunday
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If it happens today I'll go to church on Sunday
Now watching
a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
ALT: a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now watching
Finally got to do some combat in the Daggerheart game.
That's a fun experience! I really enjoyed the Cinematic elements of it
That's a fun experience! I really enjoyed the Cinematic elements of it
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Finally got to do some combat in the Daggerheart game.
That's a fun experience! I really enjoyed the Cinematic elements of it
That's a fun experience! I really enjoyed the Cinematic elements of it
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
If FIFA wasn't as corrupt as the government of the United States it would move the World Cup
The arrest and return of an asylum seeker who took his children to the Club World Cup soccer tournament final on July 13, 2025, raises serious concerns about the safety of noncitizens attending the 2026 World Cup in the United States: www.hrw.org/news/2025/12...
US: ICE Arrest at FIFA Event Spotlights Dangers for World Cup
The arrest and return of an asylum seeker who took his children to the Club World Cup soccer tournament final on July 13, 2025, raises serious concerns about the safety of noncitizens attending the 20...
www.hrw.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If FIFA wasn't as corrupt as the government of the United States it would move the World Cup
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November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Rams deserve to lose because of their jerseys
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Rams deserve to lose because of their jerseys
NEW ACHIEVEMENT:
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
NEW ACHIEVEMENT:
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
you've finished every available book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
Reward: you laughed you cried... isn't that reward enough? Touch grass loser
Just got back from seeing Nuremberg.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just got back from seeing Nuremberg.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
Incredible performances by the cast.
Can't watch it and not think about modern similarities.
1) Independent media. News organizations have to independently owned and operated. No stocks, no conglomerates, basically ran like a nonprofit
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
1) Independent media. News organizations have to independently owned and operated. No stocks, no conglomerates, basically ran like a nonprofit
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
2) social media is banned. We've proven as a society that we can't handle it
3) Trump voters can't vote for 10 years or until they pass a basic civics test
@grateful42069.bsky.social
when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year
www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year
www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
11th Annual Ogden's Big Lebowski Festival
www.ogdenpet.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@grateful42069.bsky.social
when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year
www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
when are you coming to visit, and why is it this time next year
www.ogdenpet.com/events/2025/...
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
Don't forget to cancel your free trial to FOX sports now
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Don't forget to cancel your free trial to FOX sports now
If Dodgers hold on to this Yamamoto has got to be MVP right?
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If Dodgers hold on to this Yamamoto has got to be MVP right?
I've walked a mile pacing while watching this game
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I've walked a mile pacing while watching this game
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They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
They’re cooking over on /r/baseball right now
Big Watermelon getting some free pop tonight
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Big Watermelon getting some free pop tonight
We're going 16, aren't we?
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
We're going 16, aren't we?
Deport Blake Treinan
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Deport Blake Treinan
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"Fascism is a temper tantrum disguised as an ideology" is a great line
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Fascism is a temper tantrum disguised as an ideology" is a great line
If the Tasmanian Devil was a QB it'd be Baker Mayfield
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If the Tasmanian Devil was a QB it'd be Baker Mayfield
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Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit
Not tackling on special teams is a bold move cotton let's see how this plays out
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Not tackling on special teams is a bold move cotton let's see how this plays out
I won't tell people how to feel, just be careful about what you say.
This site is very public and this administration hates you
This site is very public and this administration hates you
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I won't tell people how to feel, just be careful about what you say.
This site is very public and this administration hates you
This site is very public and this administration hates you