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my buddy eric
@mybuddyeric.bsky.social
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mybuddyeric.bsky.social
RIP to an absolute legend, who’s famous Wire line I think he first did in probably my favorite Spike Lee Joint, 25th Hour (2002)

youtu.be/QIQhDXgIWn0?...
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
i’m an abolitionist but we may need to make a horny jail and keep this guy under it
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.

I need to talk about it with you all.
Bryan Johnson • 0... @bryan_johnson It's been 19 days and 20 hrs since | last felt Kate's warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we've constructed. The time apart has been costly. My body's electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve's 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard. There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes. A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She's now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust. I'll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin's receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate's been mulling over what she'll wear for days. She's considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She's arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She's nervous. I'm on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction. Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. T… I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She's home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate's blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn't exist. We dissolve into raw existence. Photo posted by Bryan Johnson where he’s hugging the woman he’s talking about in the post. Another photo of Bryan Johnson - a headshot so everyone can remember who I’m talking about.
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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theamitie.bsky.social
DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6d
The "reaping but thinking still sowing" face
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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kimkelly.bsky.social
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Copies of Olivia Nuzzi’s book next to John fettermans on a shelf
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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twesq.bsky.social
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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nicklutsko.bsky.social
I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgBg...

I went to email a friend and had a draft from 2023 with this video link in it, neat!
Buell Kazee
YouTube video by gadaya
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
he did indeed
screenshot of an article that says 'dick cheney did at 84', instead of dead. aint no one got time for an editor these days
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
i need you to post this every game morning now, please
bmoreorless.bsky.social Formerly FoxForceFlacco @bmoreorless.bsky.social · Oct 26
Hoping for another full-on Ravens debacle, lose by 20+ points in a stadium sparsely populated by boo birds and Bears fans midway through the 4th quarter, Lamar with a towel covering his head on the bench, combative Harbs postgame press conference

make it like ‘07 5-11 season that got Billick fired
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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maddioneill.bsky.social
Hey, what the fuck?
AI software mistakes high school student's bag of chips for a weapon
Taki Allen was sitting outside Kenwood High School with friends, eating a bag of chips after football practice on Monday. Around 20 minutes later, cops showed up with guns, walking toward Allen. "They...
www.wbaltv.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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flavorflav.bsky.social
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
i can feel his ghost breathing down my back youtu.be/HiFAzp3vwEo?...
Jason Molina "Farewell Transmission" Live Austin 2002
YouTube video by Matthew Siegfried
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
America’s Funny Man, Neil Hamburger, holding two cocktails mace in see thru solo cups, probably pure vodka or maybe gin and tonics
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
this whole SA comedy fest thing reminds me some of the few remaining Bennigan’s in the world are in Bahrain and Qatar, for what its worth

bennigans.com/locations/
October 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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davidjbier.bsky.social
Border Patrol agent talks about how he knows that the people he's arresting at this nutrition bar factory in NY are "literal street rats" who would "eat our kids"
September 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
this is also framed incredibly wild, to put Luigi as a “leftist”, to not point out that right-wing actors are now part of the state itself and won’t appear in “terror” attacks as they are wielding state power now, just carrying water for this admin’s narrative - bet they put the Zizians on the left
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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wesleymorgan.bsky.social
The area of Gaza City in white was heavily damaged by the incredibly intense bombing and shelling of fall 2023—what we all saw photos of at the time, like Mosul or Grozny but worse.

The much more thoroughly destroyed belt in black—which is .5 to 2 miles deep—is the product of bulldozers/backhoes:
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
the come and see kid, yassified
September 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
not my part of MD but the same time she voted this, McLain Delaney posted positively about Charlie Kirk on Facebook, if anyone was wondering what her priorities are

www.facebook.com/RepAprilDela...
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
the only reason i can feel
joy right now
jonbois.bsky.social Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Sep 8
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Trans women are Zorak and trans men are Brak. I will not be taking questions at this time
April 27, 2024 at 7:49 PM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
messed up that they didnt share a couple of those 13 points with us, they had so many
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
mybuddyeric.bsky.social
guy behind tree rubbing his hands together meme
August 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM