Some guy idk
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Some guy idk
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I live in walls
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Linda Yaccarino replying “Yummy Bummy!” to a promotional post by Milky Way Candy Bars as Elon introduces his new project called Cyber Clean Wehrmacht
November 17, 2023 at 8:15 PM
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Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I genuinely think many flat earthers would would have all their questions answered if they put a couple hours into Kerbal Space Program
June 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I unironically believe most flat earthers just need a couple hours in kerbal space program
May 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fucking aurora borealis keeping me up all night

It's probably loud too
What it looks like walking out the door in remote northern Alaska…
May 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's so funny that you can tell this isn't just a publicity stunt, that Trump actually cares about this.

Like he would be legitimately angry if any of them gave even just neutral observations.
Mike Waltz takes his turn kissing Trump's ass. Trump is going around the room and giving everyone a chance to pucker up and smooch.
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Autism News:

Reporter cuts to another reporter at the scene of deadly train derailment.

The viewer can get no further information because neither reporter can stop talking about the specific design of the train.
April 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There's no way the recent kanye revelation doesn't have anything to do with the pope's death
April 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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At level 26 it evolves into a libertarian
April 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You can no longer strike down

I have become like that of a god

I will not pay that parking ticket
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I love diet psychos. “Would you rather ride on the exciting “infinite sugar train” or the boring, impotent “somewhat less sugar train”

So true Alfred
April 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I can only imagine the amazing and diverse fauna we could discover inside RFK's skull right now if only the scientific community had the bravery to look again.
April 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Getting excited at the thought of all the rare and exotic nematodes waiting in RFK Jr's skull.
April 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Have to admit, creating a federal crypto reserve then immediately destroying crypto's value is pretty good. Ol Donny Casino still has a few jokes left in him
April 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I caught a wild rat to help me cook but the thing is just going fucking crazy
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I feel intense solidarity with the WaPo rank and file who will resign if Bezos tries to exert more influence on the paper because I have always felt that I would resign Rolling Stone immediately if my bosses made me try to like Jack White
February 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
February 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I caught a wild rat to help me cook but the thing is just going fucking crazy
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know there's a lot of a stuff going on right now that we need to talk about, but I thought we all agreed Friday nights were for Funkin'
February 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Im only stuck in this lame ass custody hearing because I need my kid to explain what the skibidi toilet is
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM