dan
@myselfnzyme.bsky.social
I've lost my purple hat.
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Chapati
I dance better than the other dads.
🔴⚪️ #Assna
#Nobigots
Pinned
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And yet they've not managed to find the families of the half a million kids to be lifted out of poverty... 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
And yet they've not managed to find the families of the half a million kids to be lifted out of poverty... 🤔
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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Nigel Farage ‘was my vicious, persistent tormentor’ at school - The Times and The Sunday Times
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nigel Farage ‘was my vicious, persistent tormentor’ at school - The Times and The Sunday Times
Yeah this is gonna be mazza. 3-0 and I've only had 4 sips of my brew
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeah this is gonna be mazza. 3-0 and I've only had 4 sips of my brew
Oiiii Mead is taking the piss
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oiiii Mead is taking the piss
Touch and finish from Mead🤌🏿
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Touch and finish from Mead🤌🏿
Went to a local sweet shop for shxts and gigs.
Look at the price on these bad boys!!!!
Yeah I copped the last two, but ah wa di bumba!
Look at the price on these bad boys!!!!
Yeah I copped the last two, but ah wa di bumba!
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Went to a local sweet shop for shxts and gigs.
Look at the price on these bad boys!!!!
Yeah I copped the last two, but ah wa di bumba!
Look at the price on these bad boys!!!!
Yeah I copped the last two, but ah wa di bumba!
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Queen Latifah Featuring Monie Love – Ladies First - Tommy Boy – TB 942 - 1989 -12" Single
Vinyl - Very Good
Sleeve - Very Good
Starting bid $10.00
Media Mail (US) $5.00
See link in bio
#oneshotrecords #huntersandcollectors #Hiphopvinyl #QueenLatifah #LadiesFirst #ebay
ebay.us/m/QNXbLx
Vinyl - Very Good
Sleeve - Very Good
Starting bid $10.00
Media Mail (US) $5.00
See link in bio
#oneshotrecords #huntersandcollectors #Hiphopvinyl #QueenLatifah #LadiesFirst #ebay
ebay.us/m/QNXbLx
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Queen Latifah Featuring Monie Love – Ladies First - Tommy Boy – TB 942 - 1989 -12" Single
Vinyl - Very Good
Sleeve - Very Good
Starting bid $10.00
Media Mail (US) $5.00
See link in bio
#oneshotrecords #huntersandcollectors #Hiphopvinyl #QueenLatifah #LadiesFirst #ebay
ebay.us/m/QNXbLx
Vinyl - Very Good
Sleeve - Very Good
Starting bid $10.00
Media Mail (US) $5.00
See link in bio
#oneshotrecords #huntersandcollectors #Hiphopvinyl #QueenLatifah #LadiesFirst #ebay
ebay.us/m/QNXbLx
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Some struggle to meet their own utility bills, yet are forced to fund the energy bills (among others) of not only the government but over 600 sitting MPs. Doesn't that leave a bad taste in your mouth?
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Some struggle to meet their own utility bills, yet are forced to fund the energy bills (among others) of not only the government but over 600 sitting MPs. Doesn't that leave a bad taste in your mouth?
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Child benefit for the average person:
First child: £1354 per year
Each additional £ 897
What MPs can claim:
£5,500 per child per year max £16,500 per year
First child: £1354 per year
Each additional £ 897
What MPs can claim:
£5,500 per child per year max £16,500 per year
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Child benefit for the average person:
First child: £1354 per year
Each additional £ 897
What MPs can claim:
£5,500 per child per year max £16,500 per year
First child: £1354 per year
Each additional £ 897
What MPs can claim:
£5,500 per child per year max £16,500 per year
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Behold all this garlic that I grew myself!!
And it’s only a third of the crop too…yay me!
#farmlife #littlefarm #growingveggies
And it’s only a third of the crop too…yay me!
#farmlife #littlefarm #growingveggies
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Behold all this garlic that I grew myself!!
And it’s only a third of the crop too…yay me!
#farmlife #littlefarm #growingveggies
And it’s only a third of the crop too…yay me!
#farmlife #littlefarm #growingveggies
Tottenham holding 5 tonight as well 😅😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Tottenham holding 5 tonight as well 😅😅😅
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Martinelllllliiiiiiii!!!!
Boooom!!!
Boooom!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Martinelllllliiiiiiii!!!!
Boooom!!!
Boooom!!!
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To grow old is to accept that you’ll never look as effortlessly cool as Claudio Caniggia in a big leather jacket, stonewashed denim and a white sock/ black shoe combo…
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
To grow old is to accept that you’ll never look as effortlessly cool as Claudio Caniggia in a big leather jacket, stonewashed denim and a white sock/ black shoe combo…
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Duppy Friday - nearly 10 yrs ago, 17 y/o Dave rolled through for DJ Semtex
youtu.be/6bnhDGw1c9Q?...
#grime #grm #ukrap #140bpm #dave #santandave #djsemtex #1xtra #freestyle #duppy
youtu.be/6bnhDGw1c9Q?...
#grime #grm #ukrap #140bpm #dave #santandave #djsemtex #1xtra #freestyle #duppy
Dave freestyle for Semtex
YouTube video by BBC Radio 1Xtra
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Duppy Friday - nearly 10 yrs ago, 17 y/o Dave rolled through for DJ Semtex
youtu.be/6bnhDGw1c9Q?...
#grime #grm #ukrap #140bpm #dave #santandave #djsemtex #1xtra #freestyle #duppy
youtu.be/6bnhDGw1c9Q?...
#grime #grm #ukrap #140bpm #dave #santandave #djsemtex #1xtra #freestyle #duppy
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47/50 The Bug & Flowdan - Pressure (UK, 2021)
Bassline so deep and dark it could have come from Mariana Trench + Flowdan's grime lyrics bringing the pressure. This could do some serious speaker damage.
#TheTwen2ie5
youtu.be/eN9k6Dz1SX0?...
Bassline so deep and dark it could have come from Mariana Trench + Flowdan's grime lyrics bringing the pressure. This could do some serious speaker damage.
#TheTwen2ie5
youtu.be/eN9k6Dz1SX0?...
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
47/50 The Bug & Flowdan - Pressure (UK, 2021)
Bassline so deep and dark it could have come from Mariana Trench + Flowdan's grime lyrics bringing the pressure. This could do some serious speaker damage.
#TheTwen2ie5
youtu.be/eN9k6Dz1SX0?...
Bassline so deep and dark it could have come from Mariana Trench + Flowdan's grime lyrics bringing the pressure. This could do some serious speaker damage.
#TheTwen2ie5
youtu.be/eN9k6Dz1SX0?...
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#AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #EastCoastKin #NorthernIreland #photography
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #EastCoastKin #NorthernIreland #photography
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
Kearney
Once essential to the rhythm of daily life
it now stands unloved and forgotten
swallowed by time
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🤭
A year ago today, Ruben Amorim took charge of his first Man United game.
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
🤭
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Woop!
Palestine international striker 'lined up' for Celtic transfer move
Palestine international striker 'lined up' for Celtic transfer move
Palestine international striker 'lined up' for Celtic transfer move
www.glasgowtimes.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Woop!
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🫡
RIP to the legend Jimmy Cliff, who has sadly left us age 81.
youtu.be/-y9Q7ud7Or0?...
youtu.be/-y9Q7ud7Or0?...
Many rivers to cross - Jimmy Cliff
YouTube video by TheSunAnge
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
🫡
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😂
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
😂
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I drew North London
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I drew North London