Mystery Camper
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Mediocre takes, fresh from my brain to your mouth
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incredibly fucking based. big ups to the Episcopalians.
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
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January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
incredibly fucking based. big ups to the Episcopalians.
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An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
If you see this, post a getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you see this, post a getaway vehicle.
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do you like me
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
do you like me
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
or do you like the parts of me you like seeing
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November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Just drove through Waco, TX and the No Kings protest stretches waaaay down the street. Encouraging to see the turnout in cities where you might not expect it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just drove through Waco, TX and the No Kings protest stretches waaaay down the street. Encouraging to see the turnout in cities where you might not expect it.
Quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
October 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Quoth the raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
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Listen, I’m sure this isn’t an ass but it looks like an ass and they look like they about to get real deep in the ass
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Listen, I’m sure this isn’t an ass but it looks like an ass and they look like they about to get real deep in the ass
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Do literally anything else other than honoring a white supremacist
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Do literally anything else other than honoring a white supremacist
If I say fuck fascists and people immediately assume I'm talking about current political leaders, you know we have a problem
September 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If I say fuck fascists and people immediately assume I'm talking about current political leaders, you know we have a problem
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
Every time I see MAHA in the press I assume it means Make America Hate Again
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Every time I see MAHA in the press I assume it means Make America Hate Again
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can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
