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One lab accident away from being a supervillain.
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staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I have seen very few instances of people talking about DIE HARD being a Christmas movie, and that is the biggest gift I've received this year.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1746
Paddington in Die Hard (1988)
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Dec 25th - Brian of Nazareth was born.

📽️📅 Life of Brian (1979)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Life of Brian" (1979): First, three elaborately dressed wise men enter a dimly lit stable holding gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Second, the wise men stand inside the stable, discussing the identity of a newborn while a modestly dressed woman observes in the background. Third, the wise men question the name of the baby, and a humorous exchange reveals it to be "Brian." Fourth, the wise men bow and worship the baby Brian as the supposed Messiah in an exaggerated manner.
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Rocky vs Communism
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Dec 25th - Rocky Balboa fought Ivan Drago in Russia.

📽️📅 Rocky IV (1985)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Rocky IV" (1985): First, two boxing gloves, one with an American flag design and the other with a Soviet flag, collide explosively. Second, Rocky Balboa sits solemnly in a chair, responding with "December 25th." Third, Ivan Drago, a towering and stoic Russian boxer, glares intensely, stating, "I must break you." Fourth, Rocky and Ivan face each other in the boxing ring under dramatic lighting, with a referee standing between them.
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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klingon festivus rituals
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Me waiting for Marvel to say that the Eternals will be in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
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December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Dec 24th - Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts of his former business partners, who tell him he will be visited by more ghosts to teach him the error of his ways.

📽️📅 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
2 Screenshots from the movie "The Muppet Christmas Carol" (1992): First, Scrooge looks terrified as two ghostly Muppets wrapped in chains confront him in a dark, eerie setting. Second, Scrooge sits at a festive dinner table surrounded by cheerful Muppet characters, including Kermit and Miss Piggy, with a large, golden turkey as the centerpiece.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dec 24th - A young boy is traumatised after witnessing Santa Claus (his dad in disguise) groping his mother.

📽️📅 Christmas Evil (1980)
1 Screenshot from the movie "Christmas Evil" (1980): A large suburban house covered in snow is adorned with glowing red Christmas lights, creating a festive yet eerie atmosphere, with the text "CHRISTMAS EVE 1947" displayed prominently at the bottom.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Dec 24th - The Ghost of Christmas Past takes Frank back to this day. Frank is given 5lbs of veal for Christmas.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Scrooged" (1988): First, a close-up of a vintage taxi meter displaying "1969" as the fare with a registration number below. Second, a man and woman sit on the floor near a small, decorated Christmas tree in a warmly lit apartment, engaging in an intimate conversation. Third, the woman leans affectionately toward the man as he opens a small, wrapped gift, both seated on a couch surrounded by cozy holiday decorations. Fourth, the woman holds up a vinyl record with excitement while the man looks on, both seated in a warmly cluttered and festive room.
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Dec 24th - The Ghost of Christmas Past takes Frank back to this day. Frank is given 5lbs of veal for Christmas.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Scrooged" (1988): First, a man in a disheveled coat and hat looks down with a pained expression, illuminated by dim lighting. Second, a close-up of a vintage taxi meter displaying the fare as "1955" with colorful illustrations on its base. Third, a man in a suit stands next to another man in casual clothing, both surrounded by mist and Christmas lights in a tense outdoor setting. Fourth, a young boy sits on the floor holding a wrapped gift, looking upward with an innocent and curious expression.
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Dec 24th - Lydia, the school office administrator at Barton Academy held a Christmas Eve party. She invited professor Paul Hunham, holdover student Angus Tully and cafeteria administrator Mary Lamb.

📽️📅 The Holdovers (2023)
3 Screenshots from the movie "The Holdovers" (2023): First, a woman in a light blue blouse gestures warmly while speaking, with a festive chalkboard message in the background. Second, a young man with curly hair leans on a table, staring thoughtfully at a snow globe under dim lighting. Third, a man with a mustache and bowtie sits pensively at a party, with blurred figures and conversation in the background.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Dec 24th - Kate Beringer was decorating the Christmas tree with her mother, waiting for her father to come home. After several days with him missing, Kate lit the fire, but something was blocking the chimney.

📽️📅 Gremlins (1984)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Gremlins" (1984): First, a young woman stands in a dimly lit living room, decorated with Christmas garlands, recounting a story. Second, a young man in a red jacket looks down at a damaged wall, illuminated by a cold blue light. Third, the woman looks shocked and speaks with an anxious expression in a dark room, explaining the situation. Fourth, she continues her story with a worried face, describing a chilling realization as the light casts dramatic shadows.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Dec 24th - The Duke & Duke Christmas party. A large check for Clarence Beeks concerns Billy Ray Valentine. Louis Winthorpe plants drugs in Billy Ray's drawer.

📽️📅 Trading Places (1983)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Trading Places" (1983): First, a close-up of a check from "Duke & Duke" for $10,000 dated December 24, 1983. Second, a man in a sharp suit sits at a desk, looking serious while reading a document under a warm desk lamp. Third, an older man in a suit speaks emphatically, saying, "It's Christmas Eve and William wants to keep working, Mortimer," in front of a stock exchange board. Fourth, a disheveled man in a Santa costume sips from a glass of champagne, looking suspiciously at the camera.
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Dec 24th - Billy Peltzer and Gizmo prevented the small town of Kingston Falls from being overrun by #Gremlins.

📽️📅 Gremlins (1984)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Gremlins" (1984): First, a man in a phone booth nervously makes a call on Christmas Eve as chaos unfolds in the background. Second, a smirking police officer warns his colleague with a mix of humor and unease. Third, the adorable Gizmo drives a tiny pink car through a department store at night, surrounded by festive decorations. Fourth, a spiked haired Gremlin with a wild expression stood by a water fountain
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Dec 24th - Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis arrive for dinner. Cousin Eddie kidnaps Clark's boss.

📽️📅 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
4 Screenshots from the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989): First, a man in a winter hat cheerfully says "Merry Christmas, Clark" while holding a man bound with a large red bow in a humorous scene. Second, a close-up of hands opening an advent calendar, revealing a detailed festive illustration behind the window for December 24. Third, a brightly lit house covered in Christmas lights, with a wreath on the door, and two figures in conversation outside, one asking if the house is on fire. Fourth, a jovial man and woman laugh at a dinner table, the man humorously requesting to "save the neck" of the holiday meal.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Dec 23rd 1950 - Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, who later became known as The Penguin, was born.

📽️📅 Batman Returns (1992)
2 Screenshots from the movie "Batman Returns" (1992): First, a dimly lit office with a character in a fur-collared coat sitting at a desk cluttered with folders, creating a mysterious and tense atmosphere. Second, a close-up of an official document titled "Family Record" for Oswald Cobblepot, showing detailed birth information, including names and a footprint, adding to the film's gothic and dark theme.
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dec 23rd - Frank Cross is taken on a taxi ride through his life by the Ghost of Christmas Past.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Scrooged" (1988): First, a newspaper headline reads "How crafty is Cross?" featuring a man casually reclining with a smug expression. Second, a man in a suit appears to be shouting or reacting with surprise. Third, a table setting shows a glass containing a floating eyeball beside a decorative plate and silverware. Fourth, a male taxi driver with disheveled hair and a scruffy appearance smirks while holding a cigar.
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Dec 23rd 2120 - Amanda Ripley, the daughter of Ellen Ripley and protagonist in the #AlienIsolation video game, died. This is 2 years before events of Alien. The Aliens novelization has the death as 2178 - 1 year before events of Aliens

📽️📅 Aliens (1986)
2 Screenshots from the movie "Aliens" (1986): First, a close-up of a hand holding a photo of an elderly woman smiling, with text overlay indicating personal and status information. Second, a woman wearing a headset looks focused and concerned, dressed in a military-style uniform with a name tag and patches, set against a dark, industrial background.
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Lucasfilm’s official 2025 holiday card has been revealed 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Dec 22nd - IBC Television president Frank Cross was visited by his dead boss, Lew Hayward. Lew warns him he will be visited by 3 more ghosts to help prevent Frank from dying miserable and alone like Lew did.

📽️📅 Scrooged (1988)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Scrooged" (1988): First, an eerie figure covered in cobwebs stands in a misty environment, wearing sunglasses and a cap. Second, a man in a suit looks upward with a serious expression, set against a dark backdrop. Third, a confrontation between a terrified man and a decayed, ghostly figure in tattered clothes, with a cityscape visible through a window. Fourth, the man grimaces in distress, clutching his collar as wind blows through his hair, with blurry city lights in the background.
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Dec 22nd - When his family go on a Christmas vacation, Kevin McCallister was accidentally left behind. He does what any young boy does when he gets left #HomeAlone

📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Home Alone" (1990): First, a man and woman stand on either side of a large bed with a red blanket, their expressions tense, in a room with floral wallpaper. Second, a young boy with a mischievous smile looks directly at the camera, with holiday decorations in the blurred background. Third, the boy holds up an adult magazine, obscuring his face, with headline text visible. Fourth, a woman with an expression of shock and realization, sitting in an airplane seat, wearing a white sweater and dangling earrings.
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM