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tim the fiend
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🇩🇰🇬🇱 | Software Engineer (not the annoying kind)
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An important thing we can do right now is to say it’s unacceptable to have people on the news who are paid to performatively lie, even if the lie looks foolish. This guy is not actually speaking an opinion, he is doing community theater.
ABBY PHILLIP: “Scott, do you really think she meant to kill him?”

SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: “I don’t know, Abby.”

ABBY PHILLIP: “Don’t you think that’s important?

SMUG SCOTT JENNINGS: “Actually, no. I don’t.” 🤔

(They know their “domestic terrorist” narrative has been shattered)
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Happy Holidays!
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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🪣🎄
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I love your art actually
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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half-remembering a meme about how if you ignore the environment or assume it to be equal you'd come to the conclusion that most popes have been italian because of some genetic predisposition towards popery present in the people of italy. in isolation IQ tests are basically just that
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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i think the "Yes or Later" choice box might be my least favorite UX 'innovation' of the last twenty years. i know nobody in silicon valley understands what consent is but holy shit just let me say "no, I don't want this"
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Full house
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM