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This is proof that I will never log off.

all of the opinions here are mine and they are right.
It is my pleasure and my privilege at this time of year to remind all British people, constantly, that not everyone celebrates Christmas!
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Took me as long to get to my apartment from Heathrow as it did to *fly to Heathrow from Berlin*
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
defector.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Why isn’t every local news broadcast opening with, “What are the ‘Groypers’, and how do you know the signs of your son is part of the deadly gang?”
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Another Jewish high holiday season, another chance to remind the professional world that if you wouldn’t schedule it over Christmas/Eve, don’t schedule it over Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur 🫠
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You are not the only person on the escalator/stairs/getting on/off the train. it’s PUBLIC transit! It’s right there in the name!
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Just imagining sheltered suburban 12-year-old me learning that Hulk Hogan was definitely going to hell and Ozzy Osbourne might not be
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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5/ Today, we are publishing a database with the stories of 238 of the men. They are fathers and sons. They had easily plugged into the American economy – delivering groceries and trimming hair.
projects.propublica.org/venezuelan-i...
The Men Trump Deported to a Salvadoran Prison
On March 15, President Donald Trump’s administration sent more than 230 Venezuelan immigrants to a maximum-security prison in El Salvador. Last week, the men were released as suddenly as they’d been t...
projects.propublica.org
July 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And there it is
A shocking and sad story from @cflav.bsky.social that shows the tragedy of budget cuts and tightfistedness at the federal and local level. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/05/u...
As Floods Hit, Key Roles Were Vacant at Weather Service Offices in Texas
www.nytimes.com
July 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Cliamte crisis or…climate activists? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... ‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis
‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis
Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them
www.theguardian.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Seriously: Who the fuck benefits from this, besides Joe Craft and his coal mining interests and a couple of big gas producers? Republicans are screwing over their constituents, American business interests, and our country's future in an epic way here.
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Men expect me to move” a memoir of the London sidewalks by me
June 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Tell me again not to resent the people who voted for this
June 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Also, it is expensive and hard to be one of the only places left not normalizing ICE, valorizing warmongering, or generally kissing the ring of a mad despot.

Subscribing to The Onion helps us do stuff like this.

membership.theonion.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I was one of those people who was about to hit their 20s
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The tube in a heat wave is a human rights violation TFL belongs in The Hague
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Slinging sh*t at each other from from their respective sh*tholes…yes. We all deserve some joy.
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Banana Republicans
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You’re telling me the Pope met JD Vance on Easter and then…promptly died?
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Ghouls
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.

An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."

The other said, "Take him anyway."

So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Not Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Firebombing a Jewish governor‘s house during Passover
- Doing a Sieg Hitler salute
- Eating dinner with neo-Nazis

Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Saying Israelis and Palestinians deserve rights and dignity
- Using freedom of speech on campus
April 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The dictionary is going to run out of space for pictures of bootlickers
April 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM