Don't worry GenZ, just do what previous generations did when bored:

1. Vandalism & property destruction
2. Recreational substance & alcohol use in the woods
3. Look at pornography (also in the woods)
4. Smoke cigarettes behind a shed
5. Go to war
6. Be in a montage

Food for thought.

The problem with millennials and Gen Z isn't TikTok. It's that we're not half as delusional as our parents. We recognize patterns a lot easier. We know who burns villages just to acquire the land. We know who destroys the food supply. We know who breaks treaties. We know who profits from genocide.

The internet

alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.

step two: Lasers. now the government says don-

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Can someone in some other country private my most recent TikTok for me? I thought we had more time 😅

Let’s hope that Tik Tok is disabled tonight at midnight and all day tomorrow and Monday.

Which means the biggest story on Monday will be…

And the reaction from the newly installed President will be …

A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.

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“But our data!” Is the new “Her emails!”

Snoop Dog sold out
To the 🍊🤡

Taylor Swift has more street cred than a rapper 👊

Go figure

#BlueArmy
#Swiftie
#BlueCrew

fuck twitter
fuck facebook
fuck instagram
fuck messenger

uh-oh

nooo I love pressing a button and scheduling my conjugal visit with soap