✨ Optimus Fine ✨
@naturallylauraj.bsky.social
how many more ways can i say that i’m the baddest bitch?
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debated on making this thread but it’s for my progress & accountability purposes.
Gym Thread 🧵:
Gym Thread 🧵:
this banana pudding with no bananas is delectable 😋
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
this banana pudding with no bananas is delectable 😋
don’t piss me off fr, i’ll leave this bitch permanently.
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
don’t piss me off fr, i’ll leave this bitch permanently.
yall always wanna say some smart ass shit then disable quotes & comments 😒
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
yall always wanna say some smart ass shit then disable quotes & comments 😒
i was never talking about Cam Newton’s illiterate ass. i don’t give red pill men my attention or energy.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i was never talking about Cam Newton’s illiterate ass. i don’t give red pill men my attention or energy.
& now you can block me bitch!
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
& now you can block me bitch!
you knew to turn the quotes off & disable the comments but my @ button isn’t broken
@yvalarevolution.bsky.social
i said not to use words you can’t pronounce, i didn’t say anything about not learning new words. i saw your other comment too, I DO READ AND OFTEN, THANK YA! 🖕🏽
@yvalarevolution.bsky.social
i said not to use words you can’t pronounce, i didn’t say anything about not learning new words. i saw your other comment too, I DO READ AND OFTEN, THANK YA! 🖕🏽
January 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
you knew to turn the quotes off & disable the comments but my @ button isn’t broken
@yvalarevolution.bsky.social
i said not to use words you can’t pronounce, i didn’t say anything about not learning new words. i saw your other comment too, I DO READ AND OFTEN, THANK YA! 🖕🏽
@yvalarevolution.bsky.social
i said not to use words you can’t pronounce, i didn’t say anything about not learning new words. i saw your other comment too, I DO READ AND OFTEN, THANK YA! 🖕🏽
that should not have me cackling like that lmao
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
that should not have me cackling like that lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wanna be bi so bad but I'm not eating coochie 😞
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
once i get my fallopian tubes removed my next man can do whatever he wants tbh, safely tho.
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
once i get my fallopian tubes removed my next man can do whatever he wants tbh, safely tho.
no condoms huh…
no wonder STI/STD rates are so high.
yall make abstinence so easy.
no wonder STI/STD rates are so high.
yall make abstinence so easy.
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
no condoms huh…
no wonder STI/STD rates are so high.
yall make abstinence so easy.
no wonder STI/STD rates are so high.
yall make abstinence so easy.
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Once you start traveling, buying yourself nice things, expensive gifts, living in nice neighborhoods etc you gone work harder to keep everything you have. You’re never gona wana go back to anything basic. You won’t ever settle again thats me that’s where im at in life.
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Once you start traveling, buying yourself nice things, expensive gifts, living in nice neighborhoods etc you gone work harder to keep everything you have. You’re never gona wana go back to anything basic. You won’t ever settle again thats me that’s where im at in life.
officially i do not want to live with a man. married either.
please stay at your respective home just pick me up please.
please stay at your respective home just pick me up please.
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
officially i do not want to live with a man. married either.
please stay at your respective home just pick me up please.
please stay at your respective home just pick me up please.
my mama was more concerned with arguing with me my senior year than checking my grades. she doesn’t even know my grades suffered the most that year. i went from a straight A student to making Cs & an F on my report card because i was stressed & depressed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
my mama was more concerned with arguing with me my senior year than checking my grades. she doesn’t even know my grades suffered the most that year. i went from a straight A student to making Cs & an F on my report card because i was stressed & depressed.
statistics because my teacher accused me of cheating & i refused to retake an exam i made an A on.
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
statistics because my teacher accused me of cheating & i refused to retake an exam i made an A on.
i was taking plan b well over 155 🤷🏽♀️ lol
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i was taking plan b well over 155 🤷🏽♀️ lol
allure beauty factory in houston is black owned ✅
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
allure beauty factory in houston is black owned ✅
i gotta put me first lucious!
Taking care of these babies are getting *more* expensive.
$53k on daycare tuition is INSANE
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i gotta put me first lucious!
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Taking care of these babies are getting *more* expensive.
$53k on daycare tuition is INSANE
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Taking care of these babies are getting *more* expensive.
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Exactly why I used to leave her ass in the car
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Exactly why I used to leave her ass in the car
i’ve absolutely brought my nephews to work with me before. me & my older sister worked in the mall together on the same side just different stores. i forgot the circumstances but i needed to watch them for like 30 minutes or so. i just put them behind the RING display (yes the amazon RINGs).
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i’ve absolutely brought my nephews to work with me before. me & my older sister worked in the mall together on the same side just different stores. i forgot the circumstances but i needed to watch them for like 30 minutes or so. i just put them behind the RING display (yes the amazon RINGs).
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Also a Man taught me that men CAN be beautifully caring and incredibly selfless just to make you smile on a random day☀️🥰✨.
More of them please!
More of them please!
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Also a Man taught me that men CAN be beautifully caring and incredibly selfless just to make you smile on a random day☀️🥰✨.
More of them please!
More of them please!
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Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
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lol when I found out what people spent on childcare before the age of five, I re-evaluated my future choices.
$53k on daycare tuition is INSANE
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
lol when I found out what people spent on childcare before the age of five, I re-evaluated my future choices.
A THREAD!!!!!!
lol when I found out what people spent on childcare before the age of five, I re-evaluated my future choices.
$53k on daycare tuition is INSANE
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A THREAD!!!!!!
WAIT 😭😭😭😭 i’ve never been left in the car before
but my mama had sisters & in laws to keep me. i would be at granny house with a coloring book in a heartbeat
but my mama had sisters & in laws to keep me. i would be at granny house with a coloring book in a heartbeat
Exactly why I used to leave her ass in the car
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
WAIT 😭😭😭😭 i’ve never been left in the car before
but my mama had sisters & in laws to keep me. i would be at granny house with a coloring book in a heartbeat
but my mama had sisters & in laws to keep me. i would be at granny house with a coloring book in a heartbeat