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Nick
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Right Honourable Ne'er-do-well. In a long term situationship with a 2012 G37S Sedan. Hala Madrid y nada mas.
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As always I have zero time for blue sky big brains who cannot comprehend the concept of a joke. Block me now if cluelessly trying to shame people over dumb jokes is your kink. Thank you for your attention to this matter NAV
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Venezuela seems like less of a war or invasion than a Viking plundering campaign from the Middle Ages. They surprise attacked, they stole stuff, they killed some people, they kidnapped the king, they left.

It’s medieval—which makes sense because we’re rewinding to before the Treaty of Westphalia.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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*TRUMP* OMG OMG HI BESTIE?!
*Mamdani* LISTEN HERE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Sedan weirdos unite!
huh, today was educational
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Anyway, big congrats to Nobel Peace Laureate Maria Corina Machado for getting the war she practically begged for — only for it to blow up spectacularly in her face.

And of course, to presidenta-por-vida Rodriguez for gaining a powerful new patron and everything else she ever could have wanted
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Revlimid has its origin in a pill that cost patients $7.50 each.

Decades later, the cancer drug costs more than $18,000 for a month’s supply — even though it still only costs about 25 cents to manufacture.

Our #8 most-read story of 2025:
The Price of Remission: This Cancer Drug Saves Lives — but Costs a Fortune. I Wanted to Know Why.
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
LMAO we have a wasp causing havoc at the World Darts Final
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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the one cool thing about OG feudalism which we should bring back in this version is the rich guys actually had to put on armor and go fight each other
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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all I’ve got is that the idea that you can commit any act of violence and say you were just executing a warrant is chilling and also common to US police
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Apropos of nothing
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Don’t love that my SIL’s nephew ran off to Parris Island a few months ago. Nope, not one bit
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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The US is a rogue state
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Apropos of nothing the commanding general on Okinawa was named after Simon Bolivar
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Joder
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I think…big cable has won. I just want to be able to turn on an HBO show without signing up to ten services that don’t cooperate with each other for what breaks down to like $5 an episode, WIYH FUCKING ADDS
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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*looks directly at camera*
Drake has been accused in a federal class-action RICO lawsuit of using the online sweepstakes casino to boost the play counts of his music across the major streaming platforms.
Drake accused of using an online gambling platform to inflate play counts of his music
The Canadian rapper and two others are also accused in a RICO lawsuit of using the Stake gambling platform to transfer money between themselves.
nbcnews.to
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Rob Schneider feeling sorry for himself & comparing his career to @markruffalo.bsky.social’s is extra funny when u consider Dennis Quaid deified Reagan on screen while simultaneously campaigning on the trail and in the media for trump 2024, and Hollywood is still all: you’re handsome, here’s role
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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An '84 944 for ya, bud.
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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If you're a normal person taking bathroom or makeup selfies bc you feel cute, you should just stop. Return to tradition, share it with your friends on group texts. Any public photo is now fuel for the Porn Machine.

If your career/hobby involves sharing pics of yourself, it just sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
He, officially, lived on Long Island, not in the City. What a weirdo.
January 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Happy New Year #slotcar people of BlueSky
Sneak peek of something coming up in a couple of weeks
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Another one! Why is the universe testing me like this?
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM