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NeatCrown
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Programmer, illustrator, animator, graphic designer, official shitpost documenter, and professional slacker. :3
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pokeyscrypt.bsky.social
I'm personally more hung up on the guy in the fez getting materialized and then obliterated. Fully formed guy with experiences and memories in his mind murdered for a crappy truck
playingps2.xyz Jane Parker 🏳️‍⚧️ ★ @playingps2.xyz · Nov 19
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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songyong.bsky.social
2015 vs. 2020 vs 2025
Ten years of progress
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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esqueer.net
Me when someone starts HRT.
Alt text: A smiling Zohran Mamdani stands outdoors in front of an urban backdrop with tan and brick buildings. He is wearing a dark coat and looking directly at the camera. The caption at the bottom of the image reads, “Welcome to the transition.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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chip.mom
Actual thing that happened at work today
#chipwisemanart
Illustration. A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..." I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-" In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen. Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all. I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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glassfish.bsky.social
The hypocrisy! 🐴 #art
A quick illustration of Rarity (MLP) and Goldship (UmaMusume). Rarity - "OH! So NOW it's cool to FUCK A HORSE?!!!" Goldship - "Neigh"
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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williamleonard.net
miku LOVES helping out the Real People Community 🙏 #初音ミク
[YE OLDE RECORD SHOPPE: closing soon :(] MIKU: "UWAAAH!!!" ---- MIKU: "DON'T WORRY!! I'LL save your record store... with a little somethin' called MUSIC!" RECORD STORE GUY: "we've already TRIED it, ma'am..." [MIKU'S SUPER DUPER RELIEF KARAOKE!!: yacht rock! AOR! whatever else you nerds listen to!!]
March 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
God would still love you if you were a worm
Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a humble view of self.[citation needed] The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707)[1] which says "Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I?" Furthermore, worm theology can be attributed to a recognition of the ugliness of sin, resulting in contrition.
March 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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littlepaisano.bsky.social
Been thinking about this video a lot
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
I heard you like nostalgia?

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February 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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slamgrene.bsky.social
internet humor trend archive mascot
January 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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songyong.bsky.social
WE DON'T TRUST YOU x LOOK BACK
#sketch #lookback
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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esqueer.net
United Health CEO is assassinated in NYC.

Wall Street: this is good.
The image displays stock information for UnitedHealth Group Inc. (NYSE: UNH). The stock is currently priced at $618.27, reflecting an increase of $14.98 (2.48%) as of Dec 4, 9:32 AM EST. Opening Price: $612.58 Day's High: $620.21 Day's Low: $610.70 Previous Close: $605.23 Additional details: Market Cap: $566.71 billion P/E Ratio: 40.20 Dividend Yield: 1.36% The graph shows a 1-day performance trend, with the stock opening higher than the previous close.
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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jocat.net
that image of all the girls keeps getting reposted (you know the one) so I drew going on a date with all of them
June 9, 2024 at 10:02 AM