Neil
neilsandwich.bsky.social
Neil
@neilsandwich.bsky.social
I have bad politics and I’m short
Reddit is a terrible site full of idiots but one good thing about it is when you read something truly ridiculous you can click on the username and check what other subreddits they post in. Really funny to see a guy with bad sports takes also comments like “oh baby” in r/incestcaptions
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I know very few people in my personal life who use social media anywhere close to as much as they did in say, 2013. I acknowledge that is a small sample and generation dependent, but I don’t think it’s true that people are unwilling to leave.
something i’ve realized recently is everyone loves to say they hate algorithms but very few people have made any indication they’re willing to move away from algorithmic social media
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is this supposed to be a weird thing? People used to say shit like this all the time?
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
lol Jesus christ
Hardly a surprise.
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Doctors would be slaves under socialized medicine but musicians have to dance for the king or else they will be put in the stocks.
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just called Jason Kidd a ”four eyes” and my wife got mad at me.
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I agree that was a yellow but it is incredible what goal keepers are allowed to do to attackers physically.
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
All you need is Odegaard and Saka on the pitch together and you can figure the rest out.
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pacific Rim goated movie.
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
People always say this. There are genuine cults where people Karl going to whatever the Avatar world is. People dress like Nav’ii and shit all the time. People just don't really talk about it on Twitter.
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There is a crisis facing America’s senior citizen population. I think we may need to consider a Logan‘s Run scenario.
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was mandolinning some potatoes and not using the guard and just kept thinking “literally only babies need to use the guard. Just be careful. Those people are idiots.” And knicked myself on the last potato. Not bad. Just a reminder from the cosmos. 2026 will be all about Greek myth.
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Neil
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One thing Marty Supreme has going for it is that Timmy does honestly look like he’d be the type of guy to be good at ping pong.
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
No longer content declaring every new champion an unstoppable dynasty like we have been for years, we are now beginning to declare it for teams that haven’t even made the playoffs yet.
That sound you hear might be multiple title windows being slammed shut by the Spurs. To be clear, not OKC’s. But it might be too late for anyone hoping for one last ride.
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It is crazy to me how everybody pretended like DeAaron Fox wasn’t insanely good for like the last 6 months.
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Genuinely the Thunder are too small
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just saw a picture of a family Christmas dinner in Argentina and they were eating fried chicken. We really are a backwards society in many ways.
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Of course they need help. The president chucked their baby in Lake Michigan!
just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What's the deal with apple music only having the UK version of Aftermath? It doesn't have Paint it Black, man.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sending this letter from jail knowing it is going to be read and kicked up the chain? I think we now know that Epstein was definitely threatening Trump with blackmail leading up to the days of his death.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hmm, wonder why they didn't want this on TV.
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reddit has started showing me posts from r/tinnedfish, and it is exposing me to a new type of psychology. Genuinely cannot imagine the type of person who would post like "new to sardines, anything I should know?" Like, what drives you to do that?
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM