We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

Everyone knows by now that what they taught us in school about Thanksgiving was bullshit, right? A lie, because the truth was so horrific we’d question EVERYTHING about the founding of this country.

Book banning is real now, but whitewashing history was always real.

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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

Thanksgiving dinner prep has begun. Turkey has been thawing since Friday, green bean casserole cooling, corn casserole in the oven, and cranberry sauce is bubbling on the stove. Already smells like Thanksgiving!

Elon Musk is the biggest pussy 😆😂 I’m surprised Trump hasn’t grabbed him yet 😝 #FreakingWeirdos
#NotMyPresident #PresidentFelon #PresidentPussyGrabber

Seriously!!! It’s after midnight and the Tyson fight still hasn’t started?!?!?!