Lune
@neonlune.bsky.social
Writer of haunted highways, slow mandolin ballads, and quiet end-of-the-world stories.
Believes coffee tastes better if brewed at 2:37 a.m.
Sometimes I disappear for weeks and return with a jar of strange wind.
Believes coffee tastes better if brewed at 2:37 a.m.
Sometimes I disappear for weeks and return with a jar of strange wind.
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Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Looks like a scene from Twin Peaks
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Not so fun fact: CGS is epileptic
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Not so fun fact: CGS is epileptic
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
Coming across someone having a seizure is a rare event, unlikely you'd see more than one in a lifetime
Most people wouldn't know what to do if they witnessed one so cheatsheet👇
Unless seizure goes on for 5mins don't call 999 until after patient wakes
#epilepsy
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
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Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.
Today I saw a squirrel pause dramatically on a branch like it was about to deliver the soliloquy of its life. Honestly? I think it nailed it. Standing ovation from the pigeons.
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Today I saw a squirrel pause dramatically on a branch like it was about to deliver the soliloquy of its life. Honestly? I think it nailed it. Standing ovation from the pigeons.
I’m not tired. Just temporarily untethered from reality.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m not tired. Just temporarily untethered from reality.
Just saw an old woman with a perfectly manicured miniature garden in her purse. All the little plants were made of polished teeth. She smiled at me with a mouth full of gravel. This town is lovely.
August 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just saw an old woman with a perfectly manicured miniature garden in her purse. All the little plants were made of polished teeth. She smiled at me with a mouth full of gravel. This town is lovely.
Indiana humidity doesn’t just stick to you, it applies for joint custody.
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Indiana humidity doesn’t just stick to you, it applies for joint custody.
Just spilled coffee on my notebook and now the doodles are having a meeting in a tiny, shadowy room. I think they invited a frog.
August 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just spilled coffee on my notebook and now the doodles are having a meeting in a tiny, shadowy room. I think they invited a frog.
Hi, I’m back. Sorry for vanishing. Got stuck at a laundromat that only washed time.
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hi, I’m back. Sorry for vanishing. Got stuck at a laundromat that only washed time.