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Neon S. Kennedy
@neonskennedy.bsky.social
too dumb to live, too bright to also live

he/him | 3X years old | southeast | MDNI 🔞
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send me christmas $
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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‘dear rax, the VP at my day job is an AI true believer and it fills me with despair — is hope lost?’
www.patreon.com/posts/143594...
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
first cuck chair of the London Philharmonic Orchestra
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Thursday? Need Thighs. Hi.
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"all aboard the last train to suck n' fuck mountain," I say as I pedal my three-person tandem bicycle into traffic
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
you're too late, Batman. nothing stands between me and Gotham's water supply. you probably couldn't even stop me with a kiss on the lips. but why risk it
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
be sure to tip your local kimb
✨fueled by spite (and tips) ✨
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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you can borrow my towel if you're wet
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Having a couples social media account when you're not married is so ballsy. You're gunna have to swap out the main character every 2-5 years 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Needing help with bills atm! Also we are so far barrrrrely making it with enough food!!!!! So any extra funds would help a TONNN right now!!!

I have soooooo much content to offer!!!
Hello babes!!!!
Got out of a big surgery today! It went well, but I’m in soo much pain & will continue to be while I recover within 4-6+ weeks. I’m definitely gonna need extra help while I recover!!

I’ll need help with food, bills, gas, n household items very soon!
C: $freakkybby22
DM for content!
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
live your life
wive your wife
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
*standing stock still, facing the corner of the room, not even looking over my shoulder*

wh-what are you doing step-blair witch?
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Beyond Bedtime
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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i’m raising money for food banks today!
1) donate $20+ to the food bank of your choice before 11:59pm ET (donate to feedingamerica.org if you don’t know your local one)
2) send me the proof via IG message
3) i’ll send you back a recording of myself reading you any poem i think suits you 🌹
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hi kitten, your call is very important to us. please wait for the next available daddy
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Halloween 💀🌈💀
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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"you can't trust dracula not to bite when there's a blood filled erection right there"

you simpleton. you buffoon. I will simply slide it perfectly between his canines, rendering them unable to find purchase in my "gentleman's Snickers vein"
Happy Halloween! 🧛‍♂️👻🧟‍♂️
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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*putting a lil pope hat on my penis*

happy hallowed ween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Here on my page you’ll discover all kinds of great truths like how Yoda created a goon cave on dagobah
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
*putting a lil pope hat on my penis*

happy hallowed ween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
bout to "freeform should still be called abc family" my way into some pussy
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Toads love a good sit 🍄
#illustration #art
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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dying but alive 🥀
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM