Josué
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Josué
@nerdery.bsky.social
· Nov 6
It sucks. Plain and simple.
But now I think, what can I do?
I can fight in my city for the changes I want to see.
I can help those who have much more to be fearful of than I.
Election Day isn't the be all, end all for change. It can't be. Each of us has to work to get there.
Now more than ever.
But now I think, what can I do?
I can fight in my city for the changes I want to see.
I can help those who have much more to be fearful of than I.
Election Day isn't the be all, end all for change. It can't be. Each of us has to work to get there.
Now more than ever.
Internet: "Oh, it must be Sherry. It has to be. The voice sounds so similar."
Me: "This is Capcom. They're happy to play musical chairs with voice actors all the time. Jeff Schine voices Carlos in the RE3 remake and then voiced Chris in VII and VIII!"
Me: "This is Capcom. They're happy to play musical chairs with voice actors all the time. Jeff Schine voices Carlos in the RE3 remake and then voiced Chris in VII and VIII!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Internet: "Oh, it must be Sherry. It has to be. The voice sounds so similar."
Me: "This is Capcom. They're happy to play musical chairs with voice actors all the time. Jeff Schine voices Carlos in the RE3 remake and then voiced Chris in VII and VIII!"
Me: "This is Capcom. They're happy to play musical chairs with voice actors all the time. Jeff Schine voices Carlos in the RE3 remake and then voiced Chris in VII and VIII!"
Pokemon fans with regards to post game and DLC: This is easy. My pokemon are overleveled. I want a challenge, Game Freak.
Pokemon fans today: No fair. The timer is too short. The rogue megas are too hard. I have to have level 100's. I hate this DLC and Game Freak really messed up.
Pokemon fans today: No fair. The timer is too short. The rogue megas are too hard. I have to have level 100's. I hate this DLC and Game Freak really messed up.
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Pokemon fans with regards to post game and DLC: This is easy. My pokemon are overleveled. I want a challenge, Game Freak.
Pokemon fans today: No fair. The timer is too short. The rogue megas are too hard. I have to have level 100's. I hate this DLC and Game Freak really messed up.
Pokemon fans today: No fair. The timer is too short. The rogue megas are too hard. I have to have level 100's. I hate this DLC and Game Freak really messed up.
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Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Benjamin Franklin once said
Early to rise, late to bed
Makes a man wealthy and dead.
Early to rise, late to bed
Makes a man wealthy and dead.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Benjamin Franklin once said
Early to rise, late to bed
Makes a man wealthy and dead.
Early to rise, late to bed
Makes a man wealthy and dead.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
Reality will ensue and the rich will look on and laugh at the poors killing each other.
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reality will ensue and the rich will look on and laugh at the poors killing each other.
This is how I described Elon Musk at the beginning of the year. People are toys to them, and what happens to them is inconsequential as long as they can keep playing.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is how I described Elon Musk at the beginning of the year. People are toys to them, and what happens to them is inconsequential as long as they can keep playing.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Weeks ago I got into a back-and-forth with a woman on the bus, where at one point when pressed about billionaires she said they earned their fortune. I still think about that.
Especially since David Zaslav is primed to walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars while being a bad CEO.
Especially since David Zaslav is primed to walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars while being a bad CEO.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Weeks ago I got into a back-and-forth with a woman on the bus, where at one point when pressed about billionaires she said they earned their fortune. I still think about that.
Especially since David Zaslav is primed to walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars while being a bad CEO.
Especially since David Zaslav is primed to walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars while being a bad CEO.
Because it's 18 lbs, JD! Normal people just get sliced turkey regularly! No one goes around and thinks "Let me get a large bird that takes hours to thaw and cook it for me and my wife and kids, and then only eat turkey for a week."
No one thinks to prep a raw tuna, either. Guess everyone hates it.
No one thinks to prep a raw tuna, either. Guess everyone hates it.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Because it's 18 lbs, JD! Normal people just get sliced turkey regularly! No one goes around and thinks "Let me get a large bird that takes hours to thaw and cook it for me and my wife and kids, and then only eat turkey for a week."
No one thinks to prep a raw tuna, either. Guess everyone hates it.
No one thinks to prep a raw tuna, either. Guess everyone hates it.
A nice summation of how Trump has gotten all this US investment money.
Trump: How much are you investing in the US?
Me: I plan on buying a bazillion dollars of Chipotle within a year.
Trump: I have negotiated a bazillion dollar investment into the US by the year's end.
It is that absurd.
Trump: How much are you investing in the US?
Me: I plan on buying a bazillion dollars of Chipotle within a year.
Trump: I have negotiated a bazillion dollar investment into the US by the year's end.
It is that absurd.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A nice summation of how Trump has gotten all this US investment money.
Trump: How much are you investing in the US?
Me: I plan on buying a bazillion dollars of Chipotle within a year.
Trump: I have negotiated a bazillion dollar investment into the US by the year's end.
It is that absurd.
Trump: How much are you investing in the US?
Me: I plan on buying a bazillion dollars of Chipotle within a year.
Trump: I have negotiated a bazillion dollar investment into the US by the year's end.
It is that absurd.
What is the figurative interpretation of that statement?
Is there some line where it's okay or not?
Is this just "We shouldn't trust politicians at their word?"
Spineless coward.
Is there some line where it's okay or not?
Is this just "We shouldn't trust politicians at their word?"
Spineless coward.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What is the figurative interpretation of that statement?
Is there some line where it's okay or not?
Is this just "We shouldn't trust politicians at their word?"
Spineless coward.
Is there some line where it's okay or not?
Is this just "We shouldn't trust politicians at their word?"
Spineless coward.
I feel like a lot of fandoms are doing the equivalent of going to a McD's and complaining about a decline in "quality".
Were you expecting something profound? Listen, I can make myself a great bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a biscuit from scratch and I will still happily order 3 from McD's.
Were you expecting something profound? Listen, I can make myself a great bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a biscuit from scratch and I will still happily order 3 from McD's.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I feel like a lot of fandoms are doing the equivalent of going to a McD's and complaining about a decline in "quality".
Were you expecting something profound? Listen, I can make myself a great bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a biscuit from scratch and I will still happily order 3 from McD's.
Were you expecting something profound? Listen, I can make myself a great bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a biscuit from scratch and I will still happily order 3 from McD's.
Few things:
1. We've approached the "not technically a pedophile" stage.
2. "Not everything, but virtually everything."
3. Trying not to, but succeeding in making excuses.
4. "could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby."
Words fail.
1. We've approached the "not technically a pedophile" stage.
2. "Not everything, but virtually everything."
3. Trying not to, but succeeding in making excuses.
4. "could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby."
Words fail.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Few things:
1. We've approached the "not technically a pedophile" stage.
2. "Not everything, but virtually everything."
3. Trying not to, but succeeding in making excuses.
4. "could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby."
Words fail.
1. We've approached the "not technically a pedophile" stage.
2. "Not everything, but virtually everything."
3. Trying not to, but succeeding in making excuses.
4. "could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby."
Words fail.
Just want to see something.
Bionicle.
Bionicle.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just want to see something.
Bionicle.
Bionicle.
Honestly, this is pretty silly looking type. Too angled, very exaggerated lines, gold on the cream wall is a little bland.
It doesn't read stately, it reads "And tonight's winner for best in show" in 1993.
It doesn't read stately, it reads "And tonight's winner for best in show" in 1993.
The font would appear to be English 111 Adagio CE, available for the highly presidential sum of just $39.75 USD
Note "The" is not kerned correctly
(see perspective-corrected still for reference)
Note "The" is not kerned correctly
(see perspective-corrected still for reference)
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Honestly, this is pretty silly looking type. Too angled, very exaggerated lines, gold on the cream wall is a little bland.
It doesn't read stately, it reads "And tonight's winner for best in show" in 1993.
It doesn't read stately, it reads "And tonight's winner for best in show" in 1993.
Just saw Jeffrey White's "pig/slop" post show up in a pokemon discussion, so I'll just call it now:
That post is nothing but pure condescension. It's corrosive poison for communities.
It is truly disappointing to see it spread, even a little.
He wasn't misunderstood.
He was being toxic.
That post is nothing but pure condescension. It's corrosive poison for communities.
It is truly disappointing to see it spread, even a little.
He wasn't misunderstood.
He was being toxic.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just saw Jeffrey White's "pig/slop" post show up in a pokemon discussion, so I'll just call it now:
That post is nothing but pure condescension. It's corrosive poison for communities.
It is truly disappointing to see it spread, even a little.
He wasn't misunderstood.
He was being toxic.
That post is nothing but pure condescension. It's corrosive poison for communities.
It is truly disappointing to see it spread, even a little.
He wasn't misunderstood.
He was being toxic.
MY QUEEN!!!!
it's not enough just to win - you have to actually show people you can do the things you say you will, which means putting talented and competent people in charge of things
this is a damn good start
this is a damn good start
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
MY QUEEN!!!!
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It’s almost like if people tell you that to win you have to turn your back on poor people, or Muslims, or trans people, or immigrants, you can just say, “no, that’s immoral, we’re not doing that,” and keep doing good old fashioned organizing and campaigning and things will be ok
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s almost like if people tell you that to win you have to turn your back on poor people, or Muslims, or trans people, or immigrants, you can just say, “no, that’s immoral, we’re not doing that,” and keep doing good old fashioned organizing and campaigning and things will be ok
This is Trump's pick-up line.
Donald Trump just now posts a full-throated endorsement of Andrew Cuomo on TruthSocial: "Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job."
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is Trump's pick-up line.
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by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
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Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?
O'DONNELL: Are we going to war against Venezuela?
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?
He has 12 children.
His oldest 4 have accused him and his wife of abuse.
But it's okay. His community will hold him accountable and investigate the matter.
I say this as someone who identifies as Christian, but Christians genuinely are some of the most hypocritical monsters out there.
His oldest 4 have accused him and his wife of abuse.
But it's okay. His community will hold him accountable and investigate the matter.
I say this as someone who identifies as Christian, but Christians genuinely are some of the most hypocritical monsters out there.
This guy’s a Christian pastor, in case you think Diocletian didn’t have a point.
Evangelicals are hot for starving kids.
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He has 12 children.
His oldest 4 have accused him and his wife of abuse.
But it's okay. His community will hold him accountable and investigate the matter.
I say this as someone who identifies as Christian, but Christians genuinely are some of the most hypocritical monsters out there.
His oldest 4 have accused him and his wife of abuse.
But it's okay. His community will hold him accountable and investigate the matter.
I say this as someone who identifies as Christian, but Christians genuinely are some of the most hypocritical monsters out there.
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He is insufferable.
He has no problem demeaning me.
He views me as property.
I am imperfect until I make changes that conform to what he wants.
His face doesn't seem to actually fit right on his head.
He has no problem demeaning me.
He views me as property.
I am imperfect until I make changes that conform to what he wants.
His face doesn't seem to actually fit right on his head.
Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He is insufferable.
He has no problem demeaning me.
He views me as property.
I am imperfect until I make changes that conform to what he wants.
His face doesn't seem to actually fit right on his head.
He has no problem demeaning me.
He views me as property.
I am imperfect until I make changes that conform to what he wants.
His face doesn't seem to actually fit right on his head.