Nerd On A Walk
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If hell is real and personalized mine sounds like this.
Dec. 23rd the day grown ass men mainlining their third Monster, wondering if the kid is still into Fortnite calendars and buying sweaters with zero regard to wife’s body type because o’night delivery no longer guaranteed. MERCA! 🇺🇸
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dec. 23rd the day grown ass men mainlining their third Monster, wondering if the kid is still into Fortnite calendars and buying sweaters with zero regard to wife’s body type because o’night delivery no longer guaranteed. MERCA! 🇺🇸
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
I’m gonna assume all the TikTok about ‘Epcot Prison’ are AI bots.
December 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m gonna assume all the TikTok about ‘Epcot Prison’ are AI bots.
Wanna see a dead body? (Thanks Steven King, Farewell Rob)
HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?
HASSETT: Uhh --
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wanna see a dead body? (Thanks Steven King, Farewell Rob)
big office Christmas party in this bar I’ve been in once before. A woman leaves the group just as I came in and stepped up in front of me loudly says “put it on Mitch Simon’s tab.” I’m dressed office casual so Mitch’s company just bought me a two Bhodis. Cheers Mitch. I think they do insurance.
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
big office Christmas party in this bar I’ve been in once before. A woman leaves the group just as I came in and stepped up in front of me loudly says “put it on Mitch Simon’s tab.” I’m dressed office casual so Mitch’s company just bought me a two Bhodis. Cheers Mitch. I think they do insurance.
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Blows my mind it hasn't even been a full year of congestion pricing in NYC yet. Years of cranks whining about it and then you just DO IT and everything is instantly better and everyone gets used to it and moves on. We should do good things more often!
PS - T-minus 12 days to Streets Mayor Mamdani!
PS - T-minus 12 days to Streets Mayor Mamdani!
I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Blows my mind it hasn't even been a full year of congestion pricing in NYC yet. Years of cranks whining about it and then you just DO IT and everything is instantly better and everyone gets used to it and moves on. We should do good things more often!
PS - T-minus 12 days to Streets Mayor Mamdani!
PS - T-minus 12 days to Streets Mayor Mamdani!
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
CHICAGO
Featuring Barry Bonds as Roxy Hart
Featuring Barry Bonds as Roxy Hart
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHICAGO
Featuring Barry Bonds as Roxy Hart
Featuring Barry Bonds as Roxy Hart
If you can make it on one meal a day until April, everything‘s gonna be amazing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you can make it on one meal a day until April, everything‘s gonna be amazing.
@cnn.com If you’re having Rick Scott on to talk about healthcare and health insurance without asking him to explain his company’s medicare fraud conviction you suck at journalism
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@cnn.com If you’re having Rick Scott on to talk about healthcare and health insurance without asking him to explain his company’s medicare fraud conviction you suck at journalism
This coffeeshop is playing ‘The Sound of Music’ on Mute on the TV.
True story.
True story.
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This coffeeshop is playing ‘The Sound of Music’ on Mute on the TV.
True story.
True story.
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as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
Tweets from 1997
Dianna, Princess if Wales had terrible taste in men. GREAT LEGS elegant she could have had THE BEST. ME. Such a waste. MY DRIVER would have been better. Not a fan.
Dianna, Princess if Wales had terrible taste in men. GREAT LEGS elegant she could have had THE BEST. ME. Such a waste. MY DRIVER would have been better. Not a fan.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tweets from 1997
Dianna, Princess if Wales had terrible taste in men. GREAT LEGS elegant she could have had THE BEST. ME. Such a waste. MY DRIVER would have been better. Not a fan.
Dianna, Princess if Wales had terrible taste in men. GREAT LEGS elegant she could have had THE BEST. ME. Such a waste. MY DRIVER would have been better. Not a fan.
“All I Want for Christmas” was all programmed instruments and has the worst bass line in Seasonal Music history and is just fucking awful. I will die on this hill.
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“All I Want for Christmas” was all programmed instruments and has the worst bass line in Seasonal Music history and is just fucking awful. I will die on this hill.
Tweets from June 1994
Sleepy RON is gone. I was never a FAN OF HIS. He was a lightweight and should have just dropped THE BOMB on Iran. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Sleepy RON is gone. I was never a FAN OF HIS. He was a lightweight and should have just dropped THE BOMB on Iran. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tweets from June 1994
Sleepy RON is gone. I was never a FAN OF HIS. He was a lightweight and should have just dropped THE BOMB on Iran. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Sleepy RON is gone. I was never a FAN OF HIS. He was a lightweight and should have just dropped THE BOMB on Iran. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Tweets from December 1980
Well I WAS never a fan. HE COULD HAVE LIVED in one of my much NICER BUILDINGS and this never would have happened. NOT TALENTED and his wife was terrible. If we GAVE PEACE A CHANCE the country would be gone. COMPLETELY GONE.
Well I WAS never a fan. HE COULD HAVE LIVED in one of my much NICER BUILDINGS and this never would have happened. NOT TALENTED and his wife was terrible. If we GAVE PEACE A CHANCE the country would be gone. COMPLETELY GONE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Tweets from December 1980
Well I WAS never a fan. HE COULD HAVE LIVED in one of my much NICER BUILDINGS and this never would have happened. NOT TALENTED and his wife was terrible. If we GAVE PEACE A CHANCE the country would be gone. COMPLETELY GONE.
Well I WAS never a fan. HE COULD HAVE LIVED in one of my much NICER BUILDINGS and this never would have happened. NOT TALENTED and his wife was terrible. If we GAVE PEACE A CHANCE the country would be gone. COMPLETELY GONE.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Your annual reminder there’s a Kylie Minogue/Iggy Pop ‘Christmas Wrapping’. You’re welcome. youtu.be/3J31QNoSBTw?...
Christmas Wrapping (with Iggy Pop)
YouTube video by Kylie Minogue - Topic
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Your annual reminder there’s a Kylie Minogue/Iggy Pop ‘Christmas Wrapping’. You’re welcome. youtu.be/3J31QNoSBTw?...
I happened on ESPN ‘the Ocho’ and it’s kickball. Putting aside that some of y’all are taking this way too seriously, nearly every ‘batter’ bunts and hopes for a defensive mistake. Where’s the well placed line drive or the 50 yard blast? This sucks. And yet, I’m watching.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I happened on ESPN ‘the Ocho’ and it’s kickball. Putting aside that some of y’all are taking this way too seriously, nearly every ‘batter’ bunts and hopes for a defensive mistake. Where’s the well placed line drive or the 50 yard blast? This sucks. And yet, I’m watching.
“Hey, have you heard about this movie ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’? Netflix says it’s recommended.”
-Me to intentionally annoy the teenage kid aka What’s a Star War?
-Me to intentionally annoy the teenage kid aka What’s a Star War?
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Hey, have you heard about this movie ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’? Netflix says it’s recommended.”
-Me to intentionally annoy the teenage kid aka What’s a Star War?
-Me to intentionally annoy the teenage kid aka What’s a Star War?
The thing I like about being small town adjacent…popped into the dive bar for a beer and the espresso place owner is here. So is the dude from the legal weed store. It’s like real life Northern Exposure.
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The thing I like about being small town adjacent…popped into the dive bar for a beer and the espresso place owner is here. So is the dude from the legal weed store. It’s like real life Northern Exposure.
Han still shot first
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Han still shot first
Audi Crooks is Shaq without an offensive foul every basket.
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Audi Crooks is Shaq without an offensive foul every basket.
I honestly thought Gary Moeller would be the most embarrassing Michigan Coach of my lifetime. @ncaa.bsky.social #football
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I honestly thought Gary Moeller would be the most embarrassing Michigan Coach of my lifetime. @ncaa.bsky.social #football
So Fremont was sold a while back and Sarah Nelson is defeated. Can I drink Fremont again or do I have to wait for the new owners to pull there illegal anti-homeless parking space blockers? I really do like some of Fremont’s beer #Seattle
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So Fremont was sold a while back and Sarah Nelson is defeated. Can I drink Fremont again or do I have to wait for the new owners to pull there illegal anti-homeless parking space blockers? I really do like some of Fremont’s beer #Seattle