@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
lmao i won a gift basket at this local store for small business saturday and was wearing my anti israel sweater.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lmao i won a gift basket at this local store for small business saturday and was wearing my anti israel sweater.
rest in power babby gril. we still don't know where petunia came from, what her government name is, or how old she is, but the last couple days she has been increasingly telling us she is no longer having a good time. glad we could pamper her 24/7 for her last several weeks
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
rest in power babby gril. we still don't know where petunia came from, what her government name is, or how old she is, but the last couple days she has been increasingly telling us she is no longer having a good time. glad we could pamper her 24/7 for her last several weeks
so basicling he is wondering why the lights are still on
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
so basicling he is wondering why the lights are still on
i'm sorry what do you mean bunnies jump up in the air and twist when they're happy and it's called a BINKY and no one fucking told me
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i'm sorry what do you mean bunnies jump up in the air and twist when they're happy and it's called a BINKY and no one fucking told me
here comes the boyyy (helo boy)
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
here comes the boyyy (helo boy)
revisiting the other day when pan looked at me like this for several minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
revisiting the other day when pan looked at me like this for several minutes.
Meta is currently FLOODED with AI videos of black and brown criminals doing bad things. it's like constant and i did nothing to have these videos suggested.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Meta is currently FLOODED with AI videos of black and brown criminals doing bad things. it's like constant and i did nothing to have these videos suggested.
fit check
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
fit check
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lmao finally (this the mlm flag apparently)
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
lmao finally (this the mlm flag apparently)
i give it this vibe
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i give it this vibe
it's called being a perfect warm sleepy babby; look it up
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
it's called being a perfect warm sleepy babby; look it up
cats in the sun gotta be one of the most OP combos of all time
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
cats in the sun gotta be one of the most OP combos of all time
bro is resting
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
bro is resting
he hasn't moved in minutes and i don't know what i've done
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
he hasn't moved in minutes and i don't know what i've done
just double checked this with other outlets. it's fucking wild how stupid executives are. we need to bring back a famous french invention
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
just double checked this with other outlets. it's fucking wild how stupid executives are. we need to bring back a famous french invention
here's petunia for comparison (the recent apparent stray). she's not totally sure when she is.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
here's petunia for comparison (the recent apparent stray). she's not totally sure when she is.
reaching incredible levels of tik tok
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
reaching incredible levels of tik tok
my friend lost their cat today (old age; she was 17). it's still just fucked every time. i think i have a relatively healthy relationship with death but gah damn every time. sending yall love from me and pancake
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
my friend lost their cat today (old age; she was 17). it's still just fucked every time. i think i have a relatively healthy relationship with death but gah damn every time. sending yall love from me and pancake
quick question why do you guys hate me
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
quick question why do you guys hate me
