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newagepancake.bsky.social
@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
anyone in the PNW* i literally have no idea how autocorrect did that
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
he's actually very sweet to ppl. he just REALLY likes food and will throw hands about it with other cats.
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i had a good idea for a new super hero called brane surfer who intersects universes as he surfs. he can never perceive the universes as more than a single point and each universe experiences a completely different version of the brane surfer. it's like dr who maybe
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
it says "trump is a racist and if you support him so are you"
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i almost offered to take it off for the pic but in retrospect my shirt underneath was far worse
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i'm so sorry that was misinformation. he was actually on primary blankie on our bed
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
rabbits binky and i'm expected to just keep going to work
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
but ur right i should wear them more. i have some little silver triangles which to me convey bisexuality
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
on his swedish chair on tertiary blankie
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
they're pierced i'm not fucking lame
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"are you a friend of fauci?"
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
anyway some platform fee is ofc reasonable for OF, but 20% is wild considering it's just a hosting website, and not even a good one. it should be closer to the gofundme model, which is an *optional* 2.9% plus 30 cents lmao.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
best part of this was when apple tried to maliciously comply by allowing 3rd party sales at a 27% fee so the judge referred them to a criminal prosecutor for contempt
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
reminds me of Epic v Apple. the apple app store charges 30% and courts (partially) ruled that this was illegal steering. they still can collect that on official app store purchases, but the judge forced them to allow 3rd party sales w/ no fees and basically said their 30% was arbitrary
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM