@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
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alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.
does anyone in the pneumonia want to adopt my brothers mean fat black cat pockets? they are trying to rehome him (they just have too many pets/kids and are finally admitting it lmao)
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
does anyone in the pneumonia want to adopt my brothers mean fat black cat pockets? they are trying to rehome him (they just have too many pets/kids and are finally admitting it lmao)
i feel like the big bang is not talked about enough for how fucking wild it is. like it's incomprehensible and we just have to live our lives
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i feel like the big bang is not talked about enough for how fucking wild it is. like it's incomprehensible and we just have to live our lives
it's fucking wild that the universe can contain both republicans and pancakes pink toe beans. 13.7 billion light years across and the best and worst things to ever exist are right here on earth
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
it's fucking wild that the universe can contain both republicans and pancakes pink toe beans. 13.7 billion light years across and the best and worst things to ever exist are right here on earth
honestly true ascendancy is when u have nothing to do and you take a nap midday with a cat in the warm sunlight. i cannot think of a better thing out there
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
honestly true ascendancy is when u have nothing to do and you take a nap midday with a cat in the warm sunlight. i cannot think of a better thing out there
does anyone else on this website get eepy seepy
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
does anyone else on this website get eepy seepy
it's fuck disgusting that we aren't talking about this more
i'm sorry what do you mean bunnies jump up in the air and twist when they're happy and it's called a BINKY and no one fucking told me
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
it's fuck disgusting that we aren't talking about this more
lmao i won a gift basket at this local store for small business saturday and was wearing my anti israel sweater.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lmao i won a gift basket at this local store for small business saturday and was wearing my anti israel sweater.
i am the anti-anti vaxxer. i have a completely delusional strong belief that each vaccine makes me more powerful and intelligent. every morning i start the day with 3 random vaccines. the more abortions in them the better the day will be.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i am the anti-anti vaxxer. i have a completely delusional strong belief that each vaccine makes me more powerful and intelligent. every morning i start the day with 3 random vaccines. the more abortions in them the better the day will be.
rest in power babby gril. we still don't know where petunia came from, what her government name is, or how old she is, but the last couple days she has been increasingly telling us she is no longer having a good time. glad we could pamper her 24/7 for her last several weeks
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
rest in power babby gril. we still don't know where petunia came from, what her government name is, or how old she is, but the last couple days she has been increasingly telling us she is no longer having a good time. glad we could pamper her 24/7 for her last several weeks
so basicling he is wondering why the lights are still on
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
so basicling he is wondering why the lights are still on
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This is a very good kitten. Look at her!
Full of playtime and purring and also a little bit full of bad poops, but we're getting that sorted.
Full of playtime and purring and also a little bit full of bad poops, but we're getting that sorted.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is a very good kitten. Look at her!
Full of playtime and purring and also a little bit full of bad poops, but we're getting that sorted.
Full of playtime and purring and also a little bit full of bad poops, but we're getting that sorted.
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@newagepancake.bsky.social important update:
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@newagepancake.bsky.social important update:
i'm sorry what do you mean bunnies jump up in the air and twist when they're happy and it's called a BINKY and no one fucking told me
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i'm sorry what do you mean bunnies jump up in the air and twist when they're happy and it's called a BINKY and no one fucking told me
thinking warm cozy thoughts like how there is a young greenland shark out there that will be alive for hundreds of years after the US has already fallen
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
thinking warm cozy thoughts like how there is a young greenland shark out there that will be alive for hundreds of years after the US has already fallen
revisiting the other day when pan looked at me like this for several minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
revisiting the other day when pan looked at me like this for several minutes.
why do we still pretend every year that a bunch of people are planning to deep fry a frozen turkey? like surely this is not and was never a thing?
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
why do we still pretend every year that a bunch of people are planning to deep fry a frozen turkey? like surely this is not and was never a thing?
Meta is currently FLOODED with AI videos of black and brown criminals doing bad things. it's like constant and i did nothing to have these videos suggested.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Meta is currently FLOODED with AI videos of black and brown criminals doing bad things. it's like constant and i did nothing to have these videos suggested.
i don't know for sure but i now believe i was perma banned from fb/insta for telling people to report ads that sexualize children. i don't think it was even intentional. i just think their AIs saw the trigger words and banned me all while they allow ads sexualizing children.
You can't say fuck on YouTube without being demonetized meanwhile 70% of their ads are now for AI apps for deepfake porn & sex genchats
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i don't know for sure but i now believe i was perma banned from fb/insta for telling people to report ads that sexualize children. i don't think it was even intentional. i just think their AIs saw the trigger words and banned me all while they allow ads sexualizing children.
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You can't say fuck on YouTube without being demonetized meanwhile 70% of their ads are now for AI apps for deepfake porn & sex genchats
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can't say fuck on YouTube without being demonetized meanwhile 70% of their ads are now for AI apps for deepfake porn & sex genchats
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Calico comfort.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Calico comfort.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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fit check
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
fit check
1945 was literally 50 years ago though.
1945+50
=19(40+55)
=20(30+65)
=2020+55
=2025
1945+50
=19(40+55)
=20(30+65)
=2020+55
=2025
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
1945 was literally 50 years ago though.
1945+50
=19(40+55)
=20(30+65)
=2020+55
=2025
1945+50
=19(40+55)
=20(30+65)
=2020+55
=2025
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My three-year-old was reading MAGA Twitter when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the people in Pakistan love the nice orange man so much?" And when I told her "Because he's the only American president who never started any new wars," she started crying.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My three-year-old was reading MAGA Twitter when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the people in Pakistan love the nice orange man so much?" And when I told her "Because he's the only American president who never started any new wars," she started crying.