lasagna hog
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imagine a winter storm coming and you don’t have 7 varieties of rice and 9 types of beans ready
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
imagine a winter storm coming and you don’t have 7 varieties of rice and 9 types of beans ready
mr trump. here is your greenland. this is only the box. the country you asked for is inside
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
mr trump. here is your greenland. this is only the box. the country you asked for is inside
i made meringue mushrooms just for fun and because i had extra egg whites to play with
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i made meringue mushrooms just for fun and because i had extra egg whites to play with
“the mandalorian” is pissing me off. why is the dialog so literal. i’ve never seen a show that explained everything to this extent. the characters are practically speaking to you, the viewer, explaining what’s happening on screen. you gotta just trust the audience
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“the mandalorian” is pissing me off. why is the dialog so literal. i’ve never seen a show that explained everything to this extent. the characters are practically speaking to you, the viewer, explaining what’s happening on screen. you gotta just trust the audience
i won $5 on a scratchoff that cost $1. so only $9,996 to go. progress
i gotta win $10,000 in the lottery soon i think that would solve most of my problems
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i won $5 on a scratchoff that cost $1. so only $9,996 to go. progress
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I think I actually feel that any and all gambling advertising should be completely banned?
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I think I actually feel that any and all gambling advertising should be completely banned?
i gotta win $10,000 in the lottery soon i think that would solve most of my problems
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i gotta win $10,000 in the lottery soon i think that would solve most of my problems
blackstone river!!!
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
blackstone river!!!
in fact they should rename it to be STARS WAR which is more accurate
GOOF: Although the films are called “Star Wars,” after watching the entire franchise it’s clear that there is only one war being depicted.
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
in fact they should rename it to be STARS WAR which is more accurate
it must be tough to be an adult fan of ugly and dumb children’s media and have to find out that all the guys who make it are big creeps. i’m sorry this keeps happening to you. the resale value of your funky pop collection must be in the toilet
If you're saying "Fuck JK Rowling" and "stop keeping Harry Potter culturally relevant through fandom or funding" then you should drop FNAF too. Scott Cawthon is a Christian Conservative who uses his wealth to donate to republicans, including Trump and Mitch McConnell.
www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...
www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...
"Five Nights at Freddy's" creator defends donations to top Republicans
A Twitter user posted screenshots of his donations to Republicans including Trump and McConnell.
www.axios.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
it must be tough to be an adult fan of ugly and dumb children’s media and have to find out that all the guys who make it are big creeps. i’m sorry this keeps happening to you. the resale value of your funky pop collection must be in the toilet
can’t stand?? the way everyone talks now??
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
can’t stand?? the way everyone talks now??
i’m a hater i guess but i don’t like these kids books like “the dinosaur that pooped a planet” “the very stinky walrus” “the poop and pee at the zoo book” grow up, read a normal book. a caldecott winner. a classic. not a book that normalizes and glorifies diarrhea. stupid
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i’m a hater i guess but i don’t like these kids books like “the dinosaur that pooped a planet” “the very stinky walrus” “the poop and pee at the zoo book” grow up, read a normal book. a caldecott winner. a classic. not a book that normalizes and glorifies diarrhea. stupid
i’m just glad the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh isn’t around to witness any of this
January 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
i’m just glad the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh isn’t around to witness any of this
the strange thing is that the show is still running and the Stranger Thing is that so many people are still watching it
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the strange thing is that the show is still running and the Stranger Thing is that so many people are still watching it
imagine using, or, liking AI. i can’t
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
imagine using, or, liking AI. i can’t
“take 1 tablet by mouth every day that scares you”.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“take 1 tablet by mouth every day that scares you”.
i hate the AI voice. it sucks. fuck you.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i hate the AI voice. it sucks. fuck you.
i like, “like it” like it dimed out
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i like, “like it” like it dimed out
lowkey wish i had a brick ass river i could skate away on, fr
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lowkey wish i had a brick ass river i could skate away on, fr
i smell like a damn onion
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i smell like a damn onion
no more putty, slime, goop, smud, kinetic sand, taffy, squand, or any non newtonian solids as kids toys. enough
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
no more putty, slime, goop, smud, kinetic sand, taffy, squand, or any non newtonian solids as kids toys. enough
you’re in the top 1% of listeners of Yablo, Master of the Ocarina
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you’re in the top 1% of listeners of Yablo, Master of the Ocarina
i hate going to the mall and seeing babies on ipads. toddlers on phones. adults watching videos and walking. its sick
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i hate going to the mall and seeing babies on ipads. toddlers on phones. adults watching videos and walking. its sick
come on. let’s boogie to the elf dance.
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
come on. let’s boogie to the elf dance.
it’s very funny that even the most basic, simple, un-fuck-upable programs on Windows are now fucked up. they broke Notepad. why
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
it’s very funny that even the most basic, simple, un-fuck-upable programs on Windows are now fucked up. they broke Notepad. why