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Stay Cool, yo.
Oh hi.
December 21, 2023 at 7:58 AM
OH MY GOSH I GOT A NOTIFICATION ON BLUESKY.
July 29, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Anywho.
17 days until Venus retrograde.
July 5, 2023 at 5:12 AM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 2, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Y’all are giving me 2015 deja vu.
July 5, 2023 at 4:52 AM
The vibe on Bluesky today made me think “omg there is a decent chance democrats might lose the election in 2024.”
July 5, 2023 at 4:22 AM
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July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Twitter & Bluesky using the 4th of July to duel to see who can have the loudest worst take.
July 4, 2023 at 6:51 PM
It is difficult to chug a margarita.
July 3, 2023 at 4:14 AM
according to my calculations of Nostradamus' writings,
the 26 year reign of the antichrist ends in 2025.
so hang on for 2 more years, buddy.
July 2, 2023 at 5:33 PM
this fucking guy.
July 2, 2023 at 5:09 PM
WTF.
How much monster is too much?
July 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM
the trend of female performers getting hit with thrown items while they are on stage is very troubling going into Venus retrograde imho.
July 2, 2023 at 7:08 AM
advice for myself: lose some weight, tubby.
July 2, 2023 at 7:04 AM
advice for gomez: do some stuff publicly this summer where you are NOT selling a product.
July 2, 2023 at 7:03 AM
advice for tay:
you're doing better than 99.9999999999% of all people on Earth right now, so avoid all hubris.
July 2, 2023 at 7:02 AM
shout out to tay & gomez.
July 2, 2023 at 6:48 AM
thank God i don't have to worry about that shit anymore.
the struggle of dating extremely attractive women 😔👍
July 2, 2023 at 6:48 AM
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Ugh. Twitter’s death is going to be a nightmare for disaster responders.
I've been at this all day. We were in the path of a tornado warned storm and I couldn't find out any info using the #abstorm hashtag which thousands use
July 2, 2023 at 1:29 AM
shit always gets extra fucked up when Neptune goes retrograde.
July 2, 2023 at 6:45 AM
what if the france riots and the rate limit exceeding are just psyops meant to distract us from pete davidson's struggles?
July 2, 2023 at 6:41 AM
i was surprised at how many people threatened physical violence or worse against him today.
July 2, 2023 at 6:36 AM
July 1, 2023 at 10:17 PM
The Singularity is now in a Relationship.
July 1, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Elon Musk just changed his name on Twitter to Chris Gaines.
July 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM