Nicholas Kolnik
@nicholas-kolnik.bsky.social
Passionate UST alum, Minnesotan / ambivert / feminist / software development / leadership / cat dad
I make a lot of 🍕. Mornings previously fueled by 🍵.
he/him
I make a lot of 🍕. Mornings previously fueled by 🍵.
he/him
Many days I wouldn’t mind if all social media disappeared with a snap.🫰
The last week or so over on TikTok with the coming together of the Black and Redhead communities, however, has been incredible. So much empathy, love, and humor.
The last week or so over on TikTok with the coming together of the Black and Redhead communities, however, has been incredible. So much empathy, love, and humor.
May 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Many days I wouldn’t mind if all social media disappeared with a snap.🫰
The last week or so over on TikTok with the coming together of the Black and Redhead communities, however, has been incredible. So much empathy, love, and humor.
The last week or so over on TikTok with the coming together of the Black and Redhead communities, however, has been incredible. So much empathy, love, and humor.
First mosquito bite of the season. 😂
April 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
First mosquito bite of the season. 😂
thiiiiin crust pizza night w/ ms. @klackerman.bsky.social.
🍕1️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil
🍕2️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
goat cheese
shredded mozz
pep cups
finished w/ Mike's Hot Honey
🍕1️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil
🍕2️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
goat cheese
shredded mozz
pep cups
finished w/ Mike's Hot Honey
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
thiiiiin crust pizza night w/ ms. @klackerman.bsky.social.
🍕1️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil
🍕2️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
goat cheese
shredded mozz
pep cups
finished w/ Mike's Hot Honey
🍕1️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil
🍕2️⃣
thicc boi red sauce
goat cheese
shredded mozz
pep cups
finished w/ Mike's Hot Honey
Pizza lunch w/ ms. @klackerman.bsky.social, w/ a new-to-us dough recipe via Tasteless Baker (Kane Bergman).
🍕1️⃣:
ground beef, mozz + cheddar, red onion + tomato, pickles. finished w/ romaine + Kane’s burger sauce.
(🍔🍕)
🍕2️⃣:
thicc boi red sauce, goat 🧀, mozz, pep cups. finished w/ mike’s hot honey.
🍕1️⃣:
ground beef, mozz + cheddar, red onion + tomato, pickles. finished w/ romaine + Kane’s burger sauce.
(🍔🍕)
🍕2️⃣:
thicc boi red sauce, goat 🧀, mozz, pep cups. finished w/ mike’s hot honey.
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pizza lunch w/ ms. @klackerman.bsky.social, w/ a new-to-us dough recipe via Tasteless Baker (Kane Bergman).
🍕1️⃣:
ground beef, mozz + cheddar, red onion + tomato, pickles. finished w/ romaine + Kane’s burger sauce.
(🍔🍕)
🍕2️⃣:
thicc boi red sauce, goat 🧀, mozz, pep cups. finished w/ mike’s hot honey.
🍕1️⃣:
ground beef, mozz + cheddar, red onion + tomato, pickles. finished w/ romaine + Kane’s burger sauce.
(🍔🍕)
🍕2️⃣:
thicc boi red sauce, goat 🧀, mozz, pep cups. finished w/ mike’s hot honey.
Very much this.
I love Michelle Yeoh’s work, and Philippa Georgiou remains a favorite of the characters that Discovery gave to us. I wanted to like this so much, but in the end I was just… so. very. bored.
I love Michelle Yeoh’s work, and Philippa Georgiou remains a favorite of the characters that Discovery gave to us. I wanted to like this so much, but in the end I was just… so. very. bored.
My review of Star Trek Section 31 is up on my Patreon! I had hopes & wanted to like it - but not only does it end up glorifying the CIA-like Section 31, it suffers from a worse issue - it’s a boring, empty story that doesn’t know how to say anything with Star Trek. www.patreon.com/posts/120524...
January 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Very much this.
I love Michelle Yeoh’s work, and Philippa Georgiou remains a favorite of the characters that Discovery gave to us. I wanted to like this so much, but in the end I was just… so. very. bored.
I love Michelle Yeoh’s work, and Philippa Georgiou remains a favorite of the characters that Discovery gave to us. I wanted to like this so much, but in the end I was just… so. very. bored.
Shrimp bisque & a salad. Kind of loving this combo for dinners this month.
January 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Shrimp bisque & a salad. Kind of loving this combo for dinners this month.
I picked a hell of a week to eliminate my daily ritualistic caffeine intake.
January 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I picked a hell of a week to eliminate my daily ritualistic caffeine intake.
Waking up to TikTok swallowing the entire boot of someone who laid the groundwork for this ban back in 2020 is a good example of the cowardice we’re going to see for the next four years.
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Waking up to TikTok swallowing the entire boot of someone who laid the groundwork for this ban back in 2020 is a good example of the cowardice we’re going to see for the next four years.
Sweeping it under the rug. 😞
IMPORTANT
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sweeping it under the rug. 😞
Pizza Night with ms. @klackerman.bsky.social.
thin crust
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
parmesan reggiano
roasted red pepper
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil.
thin crust
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
parmesan reggiano
roasted red pepper
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil.
January 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Pizza Night with ms. @klackerman.bsky.social.
thin crust
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
parmesan reggiano
roasted red pepper
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil.
thin crust
thicc boi red sauce
ricotta
parmesan reggiano
roasted red pepper
italian sausage
shredded mozz
finished w/ mushroom oil.
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We deviated from the NYE pizza tradition in favor of jambalaya.
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 PM
We deviated from the NYE pizza tradition in favor of jambalaya.
A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
(and ms. @klackerman.bsky.social)
(and ms. @klackerman.bsky.social)
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
(and ms. @klackerman.bsky.social)
(and ms. @klackerman.bsky.social)
This cat just loves cuddle season.
December 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
This cat just loves cuddle season.
Pizza Night with ms. @klackerman.bsky.social. Inspired by our eldest niece’s preferred pizza toppings.
- thiiiiin crust
- thicc boi red sauce
- pep cups
- “minimal” fresh mozz
- thiiiiin crust
- thicc boi red sauce
- pep cups
- “minimal” fresh mozz
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Pizza Night with ms. @klackerman.bsky.social. Inspired by our eldest niece’s preferred pizza toppings.
- thiiiiin crust
- thicc boi red sauce
- pep cups
- “minimal” fresh mozz
- thiiiiin crust
- thicc boi red sauce
- pep cups
- “minimal” fresh mozz
Oh, and I cannot emphasize this enough, FUCK.
“Trump advisers and officials from his newfound Department of Government Efficiency have, for example, asked whether the president-elect could abolish the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp”
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Trump Advisers Seek to Shrink or Eliminate Bank Regulators
Advisers asked potential nominees whether Trump could abolish the FDIC.
www.wsj.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Oh, and I cannot emphasize this enough, FUCK.
Sleepy McBeefyBotttom.
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Sleepy McBeefyBotttom.
pre-dinner cuddles with Pinot cat.
December 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
pre-dinner cuddles with Pinot cat.
Did ms. @klackerman.bsky.social & I have a spontaneous pizza lunch at Red Wagon yesterday? Yes. Did we stick to our homemade pizza plan for lunch today? Also yes.
December 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Did ms. @klackerman.bsky.social & I have a spontaneous pizza lunch at Red Wagon yesterday? Yes. Did we stick to our homemade pizza plan for lunch today? Also yes.
Lunch beer. 🍻
December 7, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Lunch beer. 🍻
Gus Johnson is an absolute legend.
November 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Gus Johnson is an absolute legend.
@heatherw24.bsky.social Me: They can’t see without their glasses!
November 30, 2024 at 1:20 PM
@heatherw24.bsky.social Me: They can’t see without their glasses!
Ms. @klackerman.bsky.social’s and my first 3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ style effort in quite some timez
- Detroit style dough
- thicc boi red sauce
- goat cheese
- shredded mozz
- 100+ spicy pepperoni cups
I finished my slices with gochugaru Korean chile flakes.
- Detroit style dough
- thicc boi red sauce
- goat cheese
- shredded mozz
- 100+ spicy pepperoni cups
I finished my slices with gochugaru Korean chile flakes.
November 29, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Ms. @klackerman.bsky.social’s and my first 3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ style effort in quite some timez
- Detroit style dough
- thicc boi red sauce
- goat cheese
- shredded mozz
- 100+ spicy pepperoni cups
I finished my slices with gochugaru Korean chile flakes.
- Detroit style dough
- thicc boi red sauce
- goat cheese
- shredded mozz
- 100+ spicy pepperoni cups
I finished my slices with gochugaru Korean chile flakes.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Salöhcin, a sleek & modern storage ottoman.
I am Salöhcin, a sleek & modern storage ottoman.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am DïVAD, a lingonberry sauce for almond cake available in IKEA Food
I am DïVAD, a lingonberry sauce for almond cake available in IKEA Food
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am ECINÄJ, a handy file box for storing papers and other ephemera
I am ECINÄJ, a handy file box for storing papers and other ephemera
November 29, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Salöhcin, a sleek & modern storage ottoman.
I am Salöhcin, a sleek & modern storage ottoman.
For dessert: apple fritter bread pudding.
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
For dessert: apple fritter bread pudding.