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Nick Christensen
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I’m vibrating from delirium.

Government flack. VGK / LAD / UNLV fan. Snarky traveler.

These posts are mine, not my employer’s.
Does this mean Mullen is also entering the portal
Anthony Colandrea is following his coach’s lead. Colandrea, the star junior quarterback at UNLV, pledged his commitment Monday to the program for next season.
Anthony Colandrea will stay at UNLV, rebuffs transfer portal
Junior quarterback Anthony Colandrea says his not tranferring from UNLV after flirting with the transfer portal.
www.reviewjournal.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
College football is so awful if you're not one of the 15 blue bloods.

Ten days ago, UNLV's quarterback: “I’m not transferring,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere. I’m staying here. …Money is never going to be part of my decision."

Today: www.reviewjournal.com/sports/unlv/...
UNLV starting quarterback to enter transfer portal
UNLV junior quarterback Anthony Colandrea, who said last week he would return to the school for his senior season, will enter the transfer portal.
www.reviewjournal.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The amount of rage from drivers on NE Broadway is so strong that it feels like the plot to Ghostbusters II
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` what was will be '' written below it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` what was will be '' written below it .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Nick Christensen
“The Free Press”

www.wsj.com/business/med...
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oops, we almost made it to air without censoring atrocities
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Portlanders drive like if they get to their destination on time someone will be mad at them
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is this fascist still yammering, I want my local news
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Has he always had a droopy eye or is this new
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Nick Christensen
Alaska Airlines to commence new routes from Portland (PDX):

• Portland (PDX) to Bellingham (BLI)
• Portland (PDX) to Pasco (PSC)
• Portland (PDX) to Everett (PAE)
• Portland (PDX) to Jackson Hole (JAC)
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Nick Christensen
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When South Park released “Christmas Time In Hell,” Mao Zedong had only been in hell for 23 years

It’s now been 26 years since that episode first aired 😬
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is not how one flips a coin before
Uhhhh interesting coin toss? Lob?
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by Nick Christensen
Lol Trump can even fuck up a goddamn coin flip

He has never done one single normal thing in his life
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Today I learned that Donald Trump is not capable of flipping a coin
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'll say again: If #NotreDame wants to have an easy path to the CFP, then Notre Dame can join a conference

If they had won the MWC, the Pac 2, the American or the freaking Sun Belt they would have gotten a bid.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It is the year 2025 and the federal government is still using this as its hold music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn...
Opus No. 1
YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Doesn’t this inevitably end with President Trump decreeing that all fixtures will be gold in order to meet code
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Did RGIII just drop an F bomb??
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh. I get it. Boise is winning because Spencer Danielson loves Jesus and UNLV is from the land of sin.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
At least it’ll be novel to lose to UTEP in next year’s MWC championship
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They’re probably framing the guy in the frog suit
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Nick Christensen
If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things

1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth

2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"I think WE ARE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE that are bringing drugs into our country, OK? We are going to kill them, you know? THEY ARE GOING TO BE, LIKE, DEAD" - President Donald John Trump
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If the Portland City Council doesn’t stop the genocide in Gaza, who will
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM