Nick on The Net™
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I'm just a Nick, trying to navigate The Net.
Videogames, Vaporwave. Follow me for the "creme de la creme" of takes on current events.
Videogames, Vaporwave. Follow me for the "creme de la creme" of takes on current events.
A blisteringly good ad, and I don't just mean Zack's feet from all that running.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 AM
A blisteringly good ad, and I don't just mean Zack's feet from all that running.
Love when a film I have seen is nominated for an Oscar. It's basically the same as the academy reaching out to me personally to let me know I'm doing a great job.
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Love when a film I have seen is nominated for an Oscar. It's basically the same as the academy reaching out to me personally to let me know I'm doing a great job.
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“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
This sounds great, but what happens when you die so some chud can equivocate about race science? Is that good then?
This sounds great, but what happens when you die so some chud can equivocate about race science? Is that good then?
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
This sounds great, but what happens when you die so some chud can equivocate about race science? Is that good then?
This sounds great, but what happens when you die so some chud can equivocate about race science? Is that good then?
Working my way through the On Cinema cinematic universe and the whole skin-donor saga is one of the darkest, funniest things I've seen for some time.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Working my way through the On Cinema cinematic universe and the whole skin-donor saga is one of the darkest, funniest things I've seen for some time.
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Have you heard about the digital gangster who is shooting up the internet? That's right he's called AI Capone
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Have you heard about the digital gangster who is shooting up the internet? That's right he's called AI Capone
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next up on Shit News, we talked to ten clueless farts who spend all day watching Shit News
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
next up on Shit News, we talked to ten clueless farts who spend all day watching Shit News
This is art!
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This is art!
Instead of dry january, I'll be spending the start of the year decaying by the side of the road, until a car drives into me and I explode like a big rotten pumpkin.
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Instead of dry january, I'll be spending the start of the year decaying by the side of the road, until a car drives into me and I explode like a big rotten pumpkin.
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Are people actually upset about the Stranger Things ending!? Final episode was good, it got finished, it's fine!
A lot of TV shows would BEG for an ending as competent as ST had.
A lot of TV shows would BEG for an ending as competent as ST had.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Are people actually upset about the Stranger Things ending!? Final episode was good, it got finished, it's fine!
A lot of TV shows would BEG for an ending as competent as ST had.
A lot of TV shows would BEG for an ending as competent as ST had.
It's so cold outside, my hands are like a billion blocks of shit!
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It's so cold outside, my hands are like a billion blocks of shit!
Happy New Years, Steve
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy New Years, Steve
Watching Avatar: Fire and Ash and trying to explain to my friend who went to the toilet what they missed.
"They made the sad whale go away for a bit... I think."
"They made the sad whale go away for a bit... I think."
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Watching Avatar: Fire and Ash and trying to explain to my friend who went to the toilet what they missed.
"They made the sad whale go away for a bit... I think."
"They made the sad whale go away for a bit... I think."
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
Glad Christmas is on it's way out so people will stop calling me "an old slut on junk" to my face.
Why?
Why?
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Glad Christmas is on it's way out so people will stop calling me "an old slut on junk" to my face.
Why?
Why?
George Bailey: Gee whiz it really is a wonderful life Clarence, but would you show me the version where I don't take the job at the saving and loan and leave town?
Clarence: No.
Clarence: No.
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
George Bailey: Gee whiz it really is a wonderful life Clarence, but would you show me the version where I don't take the job at the saving and loan and leave town?
Clarence: No.
Clarence: No.
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Doing cleaning work in the Tower of Babel. My manager keeps shouting at me, I don't know what he's saying??
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Doing cleaning work in the Tower of Babel. My manager keeps shouting at me, I don't know what he's saying??
Doing cleaning work in the Tower of Babel. My manager keeps shouting at me, I don't know what he's saying??
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Doing cleaning work in the Tower of Babel. My manager keeps shouting at me, I don't know what he's saying??
Am I crazy or is Jake Paul moving slower than the rest of the footage around him?
It's like he thought the fight was at 50% speed, where Joshua knew it was 75%.
It's like he thought the fight was at 50% speed, where Joshua knew it was 75%.
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Am I crazy or is Jake Paul moving slower than the rest of the footage around him?
It's like he thought the fight was at 50% speed, where Joshua knew it was 75%.
It's like he thought the fight was at 50% speed, where Joshua knew it was 75%.
It's christmastime! Pour whisky in your coffee then fall asleep in the snow outside your office.
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's christmastime! Pour whisky in your coffee then fall asleep in the snow outside your office.
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This is my christmas thought for the day btw.
The British press has gotten itself into a bizarre corner of trying to condemn Farage for his racism 50 years ago, without drawing a fairly clear line to his current policy platform which they have failed to condemn but which is racist.
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is my christmas thought for the day btw.
The British press has gotten itself into a bizarre corner of trying to condemn Farage for his racism 50 years ago, without drawing a fairly clear line to his current policy platform which they have failed to condemn but which is racist.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The British press has gotten itself into a bizarre corner of trying to condemn Farage for his racism 50 years ago, without drawing a fairly clear line to his current policy platform which they have failed to condemn but which is racist.
