Nick the Goalie
@nickthegoalie.bsky.social
Goalie, Apex, annoying about Tenet & Inception
yeah the national guard absolutely needs to patrol an area where THIS CAR is parked. okay
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
yeah the national guard absolutely needs to patrol an area where THIS CAR is parked. okay
if you are someone who comes to a small business 5 hours after a state of emergency lifts on December 27th and leaves a review saying the ONE worker at the register can "benefit from customer service training and a more tactful approach," re-evaluate your life immediately
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
if you are someone who comes to a small business 5 hours after a state of emergency lifts on December 27th and leaves a review saying the ONE worker at the register can "benefit from customer service training and a more tactful approach," re-evaluate your life immediately
I am livid that this shitty snowstorm showed up in the one exact 10-hour period that would make me have to get up at 7 and work a 10-11 hour shift that starts with cleaning a parking lot. ANY OTHER SPAN OF TIME.
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am livid that this shitty snowstorm showed up in the one exact 10-hour period that would make me have to get up at 7 and work a 10-11 hour shift that starts with cleaning a parking lot. ANY OTHER SPAN OF TIME.
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everything in the world sucks, but at least there are still incredible artists making incredible art to appreciate. cosmograph on FLAC goes INSANE on studio headphones
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
everything in the world sucks, but at least there are still incredible artists making incredible art to appreciate. cosmograph on FLAC goes INSANE on studio headphones
by plenty of metrics, 2025 is the worst year globally of my adult existence. but then again I haven't heard anyone say "heckin puppers" or "doggos" so at least there are a couple good bits
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
by plenty of metrics, 2025 is the worst year globally of my adult existence. but then again I haven't heard anyone say "heckin puppers" or "doggos" so at least there are a couple good bits
My hall pass: the mom from Elf (2006)
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My hall pass: the mom from Elf (2006)
band tattoos are top 5 "things you shouldn't permanently hitch your identity to" but I would trust Lauren Mayberry with my life. she will not disappoint me and I'll take that to the grave. Chvrches tattoo is the safest bet ever and you can quote me on that in any court of law
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
band tattoos are top 5 "things you shouldn't permanently hitch your identity to" but I would trust Lauren Mayberry with my life. she will not disappoint me and I'll take that to the grave. Chvrches tattoo is the safest bet ever and you can quote me on that in any court of law
$42 fucking dollars on tariffs for shirts. If you voted for trump you OWE me money
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
$42 fucking dollars on tariffs for shirts. If you voted for trump you OWE me money
it's 2 in the morning
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
it's 2 in the morning
Customer: I'm looking at an item on your site and I'm having trouble telling if it's in stock.
Me: okay, does the button say "Add to Cart" or "Preorder"?
C: it says "out of stock"
Me: ....anything else I can help you with
Me: okay, does the button say "Add to Cart" or "Preorder"?
C: it says "out of stock"
Me: ....anything else I can help you with
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Customer: I'm looking at an item on your site and I'm having trouble telling if it's in stock.
Me: okay, does the button say "Add to Cart" or "Preorder"?
C: it says "out of stock"
Me: ....anything else I can help you with
Me: okay, does the button say "Add to Cart" or "Preorder"?
C: it says "out of stock"
Me: ....anything else I can help you with
"for the last step, find two miniature clones to levitate the upper half onto the lower half"
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"for the last step, find two miniature clones to levitate the upper half onto the lower half"
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
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my fav when im standing in my small business & you mention a corporate competitor. thnks. yes. good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
my fav when im standing in my small business & you mention a corporate competitor. thnks. yes. good.
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
My wife is the best 🌝
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My wife is the best 🌝
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i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
I hate baseball and don't care about baseball but I can't deny that this is compelling and I'm gonna stay awake till it's over
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I hate baseball and don't care about baseball but I can't deny that this is compelling and I'm gonna stay awake till it's over
As an unbiased viewer of a world series, I think it's total BS you can just say "nah, you don't count" to the best player on the other team. Just telling Mcdavid to stay on the bench for OT. Baby behavior
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As an unbiased viewer of a world series, I think it's total BS you can just say "nah, you don't count" to the best player on the other team. Just telling Mcdavid to stay on the bench for OT. Baby behavior
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
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Best sign I saw today
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Best sign I saw today
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October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl