Robert Stanley
@niftylamarr.bsky.social
I’m Bob. Graphic Designer, loves Dr Who and beer. And other stuff. Lowering the bar since 1967.
Have Call The Midwife gone and resurrected Derek Nimmo?
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Have Call The Midwife gone and resurrected Derek Nimmo?
A Merry Bluesky Christmas to you all from Henry and Rob.
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A Merry Bluesky Christmas to you all from Henry and Rob.
That explains how Barry, Robin & Maurice got those high notes.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That explains how Barry, Robin & Maurice got those high notes.
“I had to research for an urgent question to ask the Culture Secretary regarding our national broadcaster, so I googled “BBC mess” and it all spiralled from there I’m afraid.”
I do rather like the idea of middle-aged Reform supporters suddenly googling Bonnie Blue.
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“I had to research for an urgent question to ask the Culture Secretary regarding our national broadcaster, so I googled “BBC mess” and it all spiralled from there I’m afraid.”
Afraid you’ll all have to wait until March and Ingrid Pitt Choppe a Fysh.
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Afraid you’ll all have to wait until March and Ingrid Pitt Choppe a Fysh.
Reposted by Robert Stanley
Sending you the warmest Christmas hug 🤍
No wrapping needed, no cost at all, just comfort, kindness, and a reminder that you’re not alone.
One size fits everyone, lasts as long as you need it, and can be passed on whenever you spot someone who needs it too.
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No wrapping needed, no cost at all, just comfort, kindness, and a reminder that you’re not alone.
One size fits everyone, lasts as long as you need it, and can be passed on whenever you spot someone who needs it too.
.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sending you the warmest Christmas hug 🤍
No wrapping needed, no cost at all, just comfort, kindness, and a reminder that you’re not alone.
One size fits everyone, lasts as long as you need it, and can be passed on whenever you spot someone who needs it too.
.
No wrapping needed, no cost at all, just comfort, kindness, and a reminder that you’re not alone.
One size fits everyone, lasts as long as you need it, and can be passed on whenever you spot someone who needs it too.
.
“Just one more thing sir, can you explain the picture of a serial killer carving up meat and saying that his wife’s “got what it takes”?”
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, which can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Just one more thing sir, can you explain the picture of a serial killer carving up meat and saying that his wife’s “got what it takes”?”
When we first see him in The Leisure Hive he’s conducting an experiment…
Watching an episode of The Expert, in which Nigel Lambert appears.
Write that down in your copybook now.
Write that down in your copybook now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
When we first see him in The Leisure Hive he’s conducting an experiment…
I think the Home Office will soon be banning Dignity as it promotes owning a small boat.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think the Home Office will soon be banning Dignity as it promotes owning a small boat.
Where’s Bob today?
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Where’s Bob today?
Think I’ll stick to Guinness.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Think I’ll stick to Guinness.
I must confirm that I am *not* a survivor, but I *am* a bus driver.
I must confirm that What I Am is *not* What I Am, whether you're what you are, or not.
I must confirm that I am not the one and only.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I must confirm that I am *not* a survivor, but I *am* a bus driver.
The signs were there all along.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The signs were there all along.
I got diabetes from badmington courts. Mainly due to excessive consumption of Ginsters pasties and Panda Pops.
#FistOfFun
#FistOfFun
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I got diabetes from badmington courts. Mainly due to excessive consumption of Ginsters pasties and Panda Pops.
#FistOfFun
#FistOfFun
My name is Ozymandias. You looked upon my works. Prepare to die.
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
My name is Ozymandias. You looked upon my works. Prepare to die.
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
Also the second Captain Bertorelli.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also the second Captain Bertorelli.
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Who the fuck drew that shit? Do I know him?
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who the fuck drew that shit? Do I know him?
In other news, Tim Tams are now widely available in the UK at Home Bargains.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In other news, Tim Tams are now widely available in the UK at Home Bargains.
Reposted by Robert Stanley
The national railway’s first new clock design in over 50 years has been unveiled, with the first one installed at London Bridge station.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/new...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/new...
New national railway clock unveiled - the first redesign since British Rail's 1970s design manual
The national railway’s first new clock design in over 50 years has been unveiled, with the first one installed at London Bridge station.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The national railway’s first new clock design in over 50 years has been unveiled, with the first one installed at London Bridge station.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/new...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/new...
“I am now handing the Tarranium Core to Mavic Chen. Great guy, big fan of mine. Winning bigly.”
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I am now handing the Tarranium Core to Mavic Chen. Great guy, big fan of mine. Winning bigly.”
Pat Sharpie.
Who’s your favourite celebrity that you can use to write with?
Mine’s Berol Reid.
Mine’s Berol Reid.
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Pat Sharpie.
Whatever your opinion of RENFE, they have some impressive station clocks.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Whatever your opinion of RENFE, they have some impressive station clocks.