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alison
@nightmareali.bsky.social
22, she/they, horrendously gay. free 🍉
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drake rn
Details on How to Get ICEMAN on Your License Plate by Don Caballero on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 5:36
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February 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
gucci mane muddy waters cover called "(i'm your) hoochie gucci mane"
February 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
a real shame "you're probably wondering how i got here" didn't get a video
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Okay. This is very important. If you like to laugh, you have to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. I am floating
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
GO SEE GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE IN THEATERS. DRIVE TO ONE IF YOU HAVE TO. KTHXBYE
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Be like @veradrew22.bsky.social and get your Castration Movie Scarf at louiseweard.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
vince staples - bagbak
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
even if you hate the seahawks, take solace in the fact that drake just lost one million dollars
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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That Ring ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
bangs r fucking awesome and anyone who tells u otherwise is just salty they can’t pull them off :P
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
this adderall shortage is murder omg
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Me, contemplating a remake of a beloved film: Ha ha, blasphemy
Me, realizing it could be gayer: Unless........
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god we've gotta do a factory reset on every single billionaire
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
why are old prog songs all called shit like "yusef the usurper"
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
(vin diesel pinning u against the wall) they don’t call me sub toretto
January 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
love coming up with the most insane cover ideas i can think of. like wouldn't a mclusky cover of "drive my car" go hard as fuck
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Why Did My Wife Get Creampied? Reina Hasumi
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
edging joker be like "all it takes is one bad stroke"
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM