Clayton
@nixon.computer
Witness the man who raves at the wall.
Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat.
ATL 🐝
Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat.
ATL 🐝
Wolverine looking at photo meme
(GT lost to second-to-last-place Wake by 16 to secure dead last in the ACC tonight)
(GT lost to second-to-last-place Wake by 16 to secure dead last in the ACC tonight)
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Wolverine looking at photo meme
(GT lost to second-to-last-place Wake by 16 to secure dead last in the ACC tonight)
(GT lost to second-to-last-place Wake by 16 to secure dead last in the ACC tonight)
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they should do a government shutdown but for my company. and i also still get paid
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
they should do a government shutdown but for my company. and i also still get paid
I don't remember the details exactly, but one of my high school English teachers, affectionately known as "Yogi", had this guy somewhere in his chain of command when he was in the military.
Ridiculous. Come on now. Nobody is named that
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I don't remember the details exactly, but one of my high school English teachers, affectionately known as "Yogi", had this guy somewhere in his chain of command when he was in the military.
Don't say you drive a manual unless you are operating that shit Fred Flintstone style.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Don't say you drive a manual unless you are operating that shit Fred Flintstone style.
Just sneezed an allergy pill out of my mouth before managing to swallow it. Mostly surprised this is somehow the first time in my life that has happened.
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Just sneezed an allergy pill out of my mouth before managing to swallow it. Mostly surprised this is somehow the first time in my life that has happened.
PolyMarket is bad and all that, but if I *were* into that sort of thing, betting against timelines for projects provided by Elon Musk seems like it would be an absolute lock every time. Absolutely zero percent chance any of these things happen on the presented schedules.
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
PolyMarket is bad and all that, but if I *were* into that sort of thing, betting against timelines for projects provided by Elon Musk seems like it would be an absolute lock every time. Absolutely zero percent chance any of these things happen on the presented schedules.
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I would NEVER say all Patriots fans should die. That would violate bluesky TOS.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I would NEVER say all Patriots fans should die. That would violate bluesky TOS.
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
The first name on that ai ad being "mark" is certainly apt.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The first name on that ai ad being "mark" is certainly apt.
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Drake Maye Not, actually
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Drake Maye Not, actually
Drake Maye Not, actually
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Drake Maye Not, actually
VAMOS BRAVOS
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
VAMOS BRAVOS
Just tuned into the TPUSA halftime show. Kid Rock shit himself and died. Sad.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Just tuned into the TPUSA halftime show. Kid Rock shit himself and died. Sad.
I would NEVER say all Patriots fans should die. That would violate bluesky TOS.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I would NEVER say all Patriots fans should die. That would violate bluesky TOS.
Just saw a Mariners/Orioles house divided flag. Don't know how they make it work!
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just saw a Mariners/Orioles house divided flag. Don't know how they make it work!
I'm seeing this post for the first time, and now "Invite a friend to play as Gwijəji" will rattle in my brain forever.
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'm seeing this post for the first time, and now "Invite a friend to play as Gwijəji" will rattle in my brain forever.
Snack packages love to be like "please enjoy this light 110 calorie snack! (Serving size: two chips)"
February 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Snack packages love to be like "please enjoy this light 110 calorie snack! (Serving size: two chips)"
One of the defining traits for conservatives imo is a lack of theory of mind. My mom, eg, thinks that anyone who presents even slightly non-traditionally is at best a loser and at worst a psycho. The idea of an alt hair color or tattoo is so crazy to her she can't imagine a normal person doing it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
One of the defining traits for conservatives imo is a lack of theory of mind. My mom, eg, thinks that anyone who presents even slightly non-traditionally is at best a loser and at worst a psycho. The idea of an alt hair color or tattoo is so crazy to her she can't imagine a normal person doing it.
The very definition of gaming.
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The very definition of gaming.
Me running around another Dragon Quest world: yaaayyyy!! hahaha! wheeeee!!!
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Me running around another Dragon Quest world: yaaayyyy!! hahaha! wheeeee!!!
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is just seven and a half tiny gigabytes. All of it is on the PS5 disc with no day-1 patch. Monster day for physical media heads and low storage footprint appreciators. I'm thriving.
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is just seven and a half tiny gigabytes. All of it is on the PS5 disc with no day-1 patch. Monster day for physical media heads and low storage footprint appreciators. I'm thriving.
Mr. Elon Musk you may think money can't buy happiness, but you're wrong. I have a 1991 Chevrolet Corvette coupe to sell you. If you can believe it, it is still operational after 35 years of service and has never spontaneously combusted. Tape player works. $10MM firm. I know what I have. DM me.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Mr. Elon Musk you may think money can't buy happiness, but you're wrong. I have a 1991 Chevrolet Corvette coupe to sell you. If you can believe it, it is still operational after 35 years of service and has never spontaneously combusted. Tape player works. $10MM firm. I know what I have. DM me.
If you're MAGA do you really look at the state of things and think "It's a tug-of-war, but we got *KID ROCK* in our corner. We are going to win this culture war." Like, you look at your lineup and that's your cleanup hitter. Your all-star. You feeling pretty good?
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
If you're MAGA do you really look at the state of things and think "It's a tug-of-war, but we got *KID ROCK* in our corner. We are going to win this culture war." Like, you look at your lineup and that's your cleanup hitter. Your all-star. You feeling pretty good?