Clayton
@nixon.computer
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Witness the man who raves at the wall. Visit nixon.computer, where I write about every video game I beat. ATL 🐦‍🔥 🐝
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cjzero.bsky.social
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
nixon.computer
The few times I have worked with an editor have convinced me that everything I've written without one has been barely intelligible, rambling drivel.
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
nixon.computer
Sorry!! Sorry!!!
nixon.computer
Jays kicking the shit out of the Yankees is just so good.
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vgmaps.bsky.social
Hallowe'en post #7:
In Mega Man 7, if you hold down the B button when selecting Shade Man's stage (if you haven't defeated him yet), instead of the normal Shade Man stage music, you get music from another Capcom game, Ghosts 'N Goblins.
nixon.computer
also another launch date for a product announced by him that absolutely will not happen.
nixon.computer
Line out the door when I got here at 2:45 and pretty much everyone in line was talking about how sad this shit is lol. Horrible loss for what's left of Ponce.
nixon.computer
How the fuck is Eats gonna CLOSE man
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
David Ortiz after the Yankees lost game 1: "DAAAA Yankees lose"
nixon.computer
I still haven't seen it because it doesn't look any good.

(They should've credited Kirkhope tho)
gonintendo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
DK 64 composer Grant Kirkhope still hasn't seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie due to the credits debacle:

https://gonintendo.com/contents/53594-dk-64-composer-grant-kirkhope-still-hasn-t-seen-the-super-mario-bros-movie-due-to

Monkey business

#mario #supermario #mariobros #supermariobros
nixon.computer
This post has made me madder over a music take than I've been in a long time lmao. Respect.
nixon.computer
Guess I'm riding alone, then
nixon.computer
Absolute all-timer of a stage 1 musical theme. 🔊
nixon.computer
obviously people that know way more about the game than me have surely considered this and decided it is stupid, but I want to believe a game involving a lot more laterals is possible.
nixon.computer
My rather unfounded belief is that the lateral is the most underused element of football and an OC bold enough to get really weird with it could do some crazy shit.
pregameempire.bsky.social
Insane spot to lateral the football lol
nixon.computer
The NSO apps are perhaps even worse than this in that they don't seem to market to anyone at all. They're just like "okay here are some roms!" :^)

It's an insanely sterile and a real disservice to the games on offer and the people who might be interested in them.
nixon.computer
I could also write at length about how Nintendo's subscription-based emulator apps do less than nothing to help people who weren't around for the games' original release and how rereleases in general have a bias to be released as nostalgia products for existing fans rather than being marketed to all
nixon.computer
Thinking about the time I wrote about this very subject as it related to Super Mario 3D All-Stars (and Night Trap) and the fun irony that that piece entered the digital dustbin within two years.

web.archive.org/web/20220324...
nixon.computer
man, I don't *think* I have one of these, but now I'm gonna be keeping an eye out for it